I verily pity the very fool (who is looking for a headline). This is another ungainly attempt at a grab-bag, so there is by definition no headline — only a commentary on a previous SCTV ‘header.’ And for more Xmas etc. excerpts, see Notes From The Beat.
Just in case you missed the reference at the end of the previous headline, SCTV, the quasi-imaginary network that was […]