Killer Metal Lyrics

You’d think she was a Bridezilla with all the big puffed protests and paparazzi, but Mr. Bezos and best men did not think so, and his Venetian-style wedding went on despite fake groom bodies seen floating in the canals bloated with tourists hungry for a photo of the Big Fat Rich Nuptials. But bless the couple anyway. It’s not EXACTLY their fault they are rich.

What says wedded bliss more than floating a barely-above-water, low-rider boat through a whole series of narrow canals in a […]