Killer Metal Lyrics

The King Kong of ping pong is he who does not whiff! And not at Cheese Wiz. But bro won at all that was played — gag! — in the games not of reindeer, but of a family Christmas, and he ended up taking a victory lap around the oval kitchen table — the one he said had boxed him in.

At church for Christmas Eve, candles were lighted but not extinguished until the very end of services, as the sermon […]