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Iron Trump? Bring the frump? Or dump? Bump it up and do The Humpty Hump? Here is yet another song of a generation, yet another parody of Iron Man by Black Sabbath, (it might help to go through the original lyrics first), and it is Ozzy approved as he is one of our children of the grave, and as so is one of the allegedly foggy ones, (no I would not allege that!!)

This is my ode to a couple of old Geezers,

as in Butler who wrote words like no other,

and like the Foggy Geezer beer often on special,

over at Casanova Historic Liquors in Hudson.

In the style of Iron Man,

by Black Sabbath

Iron Trump

Lyrics by Joe Winter

Riffs by Tony He Owes Me?

I am rustic man …

I have a rusty plan …

Has mad mind lost its way

Dull forked tongue or things to say

Bomb, make Iran pay

Before leaving office or he’ll stay

Mine is the Master Plan

So mine the straits fast as one can

He has a supposition

I am the new Inquisition

Put Leo as pope on the wheel

Reining red with veins of steel

The world’s savior to remain

It’s become a tired old refrain

Thus Kim and King Charles so belittles

As Stormy says he piddles

But ballrooms, arches and more build

Fights off the druggies from Capitol Hill

Craves Venezuelan, not Italian oil

Puts on egg salad, makes it spoil

Fix it with foreign maltodextrin

That’s how he puts his hex in

A man of peace, lives in a whirl

For he has much evil to unfurl

Dementia free, he’s a new man

Iron Trump lives again!

(Outro. Death?)

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