Hudson Wisconsin Nightlife

February 3rd, 2013

Of deerly held singers and less dearly held puns …
— Jeff Loven, the ultimate one-man-band, said that he played Whitetails Bar out in the sticks near Webster over the holidays, and while driving back actually struck not only a bunch of chords, but an actual whitetail! He didn’t even make it five miles before the mishap. Which led patrons for whom he was playing at Dick’s Bar to wonder out loud: Where is Jeff’s van? Is he on tonight or is it a redo of the Sunday night before Christmas, when Dick’s was closed to the public for their annual Christmas party, surely the social event of the season.
— Singer-guitarist Chris, who frequently does cameos locally with both Jeff and Saving Starz but has for quite a while backed off of the scene, said that back in the day when he was a wee pup of 19, he was an opening act for the likes of Pat Travers, Trixster and Slaughter. In recent days, he’s been frequently paired off with singer Tawny, as I reported earlier, but I didn’t know until recently that despite some challenging song choices, they had never performed or even rehearsed together before.
— The way to serve my favorite brew at Guv’s Place in Houlton, PBR, has changed, I was told it’s no longer served in a bottle. Is a can all right, I was asked? Sure, just don’t put it in front of me in a box because it could leak. Unless, the bartender noted, you drink it really fast. Maybe PBR actually stands for Pabst Box Rendition!
— The musicians at Dick’s Bar noted that a person who came on and did a cameo was playing an authentic Les Paul guitar. The topic soon shifted to the Beatles. Which made me quip to my buddy, who has heard it all before from me and usually rolls his eyes, what is John Lennon’s greatest wish? The answer, Less Paul, as in bandmate McCartney. My friend, much to my surprise, said he really liked that one.
— The bar conversation recently at Green Mill turned to the next of Tiger Woods’ romantic attachments, the world class downhill skier from St. Paul. It was immediately decided that more information was needed, so a guy did an internet search that took a little longer than you would thing, since the new object of his affection goes by Vonn, not Vaughn. (And we’re hoping that would not be double-V, actor Vince Vaughn. That would be creepy).
— On the other end of town, an announcement on the sign at Kozy Korner made me wonder. It touted a surprise birthday party for someone named Sam. Now if this is supposed to be a surprise …

 

February 3rd, 2013

Of things in the past that remind us, joyfully, of things in the present …

— Michele, a bartender at Dick’s, took a brief vacation to travel to California with her boyfriend to see his favorite band, Social Distortion, and also have some other fun. They decided to go on a Badly Dressed Santa theme of a pub crawl, and soon noticed that something was amiss. It turned out that they had the wrong weekend! Still, they made the best of this potential social blunder and had a good “ho, ho, ho” time. All this harkens back to the Zombie pub crawl done in the Twin Cities around Halloween time, and the over-the-top, totally made-up pasty faces of longtime karaoke-meister Opal and her friends as they often participated. But to get back to the point, Social Distortion bandmembers grew up in the same neighborhood as Dick’s regular Duke, who hails from the Jersey shores and sometimes plays them on the jukebox.
— When Brett Favre first won the Super Bowl, it was time for numerous Ice Bowl parties — held outdoors — around the area. Of particular note was one on that historic Sunday where the backyard snow was plowed into the shape of a Lambeau Field, a full one-third as big as the original, with green and gold food coloring used to show yard lines. But perhaps more out-there, literally, was the hot tub a short distance away where a crew of fans spent virtually the entire game. There was too much steam rising from the water for a news photographer to get a good shot.
— I saw a couple I’d known for the first time in years at the Green Mill, and it brought back a memory. They and their cronies had gone on a themed pub crawl in the downtown, rather than on the hill, and they were well on their way to a win when they saw me and fulfilled a requirement — find Joe Winter and say hello.

 

February 3rd, 2013

A new game was recently added to a local bar, where people can punch a boxing bag and have their score up to 1,000 register based on the strength of the hit. The patrons encouraged one of their somewhat elderly friends to try it, and he didn’t have quite the swing as his predecessor, and for a moment registered a zero — until the counter ticked up to half the score of that previous guy.

Where was it? And for bonus points, (like we would actually give you more than a laugh and our tokens? Well we do not have any tokens), at what other bar might you have seen this a few months back.

<<The answer is Woody’s in Bayport, and before that, long before, Ellie’s on Main sports bar, and then even a stint at the Smilin’ Moose, where it was as popular as the bands, but with a short-lived career, as is typical of a boxer — especially if you are their punching bag>>

Two beer drinkers and hill raisers (while on the distance run)

January 31st, 2013

If you hang around Dick’s Bar at all, or some of the downtown haunts around it, you almost certainly know Bill Bergthold and his Asian wife Pom — arguable the most engaging, charismatic and powerful personalities you’ll meet, and fastly in love with playing the rock group the Scorpians on the jukebox.
As I’m sure you’d also know, even though Pom looks like a supermodel, they both are outgoing enough to mingle about a bit with their own groups of friends, often singularly, with Bill showing bold knowledge of European bands and other things, and Pom being a bit less pronounced when she greets you with hands folded across her chest in a typical Asian pose. But soon after midnight, they’ll reconvene with each other for a final time and return to their home in Roberts.
What you may not know is that when they get near Hudson while on training runs, they are preparing for grueling and successful distance events.
In my more than two decades as a local sportswriter, I’d always found that if I wanted an interesting take on the latest marathon run with local people involved, all I needed to do was ask Bill.
He in his own right is an accomplished athlete, in both marathoning where he posted an insane time in his first outing, and other endeavors such as the triple jump, in which he’s won a master’s national title. However, Bill’s hobby has been to vigorously keep track of, and research, the exploits of both World Class marathoners and at least one local, Ryan Meissen, whose level of success is only a notch below those of international fame.
After years of occasional conversations, it seems to me that Bill, who now is 50 and recently suffered an injury that ended his own running days, has if anything over time even stepped up his viewing of movies and reading of books on these people — with at least one of whom he’s actually been able to train.
They all share a similar secret to their success — an all-consuming drive to never give up while competing and to push themselves mercilessly — although if you told the usually somewhat brash Bill that you were putting him into that same ultra-competitive league, he’d likely blush for one of the first times in his life.
Bill’s wife, who goes by the name Pom since her given name when born in Thailand is nearly unpronouceable, is almost as old as Bill, but still thin and fit. She also trains hard, and is known for her conversation-starting ability to do deep knee bends — with only one foot on the floor and the other leg extended straight forward.
“She’s really taken off with the training, and has only 8 percent body fat on her 108 pounds. I guess I turned her into a training machine,” Bill said.
But it is the career of marathoner Steve Prefontaine, who had great success at the 1972 Olympics in Muenich and became one of the sport’s first true stars, that really gets his attention.
“He went to college in Oregon, which was a mecca for (marathoning). He showed that he was a force to be reckoned with even in high school,” Bill said, displaying his penchant for research. Prefontaine didn’t have a runner’s body or tons of athleticism. He just had super-human drive.
Bill was too young to ever have met Prefontaine — having attended Mankato (Minn.) State University in the late ’70s and early ’80s — although he would have loved a meet and greet.
“I was living vicariously through him, since as far as athletics I was just doing the triple jump at that point,” Bill said, adding that would not have been a good fit for also doing marathons. “At the time, I thought most distance runners were nut bags.”
Later, a very athletic aquaintance who worked at Northwest Airlines challenged him to a 10K, and some of that competitiveness showed through. “I simply couldn’t let him win.”
So, with just weeks before the showdown, Bill started running late Wednesday afternoons with the track squad leaders from St. Thomas University in the tWin Cities. “That only fueled the fire. They thought they’d leave me in the dust but found it amazing that I came back for a second week,” he said.
The result was that Bill was running 800 meters in less than 2-minutes, 20-seconds, and doing eight of them in a training session. “I beat (my initial challenger) by four minutes in my first 10K. Then I started enjoying it. I loved beating the Tommies and was amazed at what I was capable of.”
That was immediately followed by an appearence at the Rice Street mile in St. Paul by the then 38-year-old. He ran a 4:39 and was 12th overall among 90 contestants.
The focus at this point clearly had shifted away from triple jumping. It was time for a marathon in Chicago, and the Roberts man with only two running events under his belt had just 12 months to train.
The novice soon discovered that he had to select a “pace group” with which to begin the race, and without knowing what he’d gotten himself into, chose the 2-hour, 50-minute group. He would run with the big guns.
Until mile 21, he stuck with the unreasonably fast pace, then started feeling intense pain. It turned out Bill had a rare medical syndrome that made it feel like knitting needles were being stuck into his knee.
He started waving encouragement to women who were easing by him in an attempt to break 2:50, which would get them a berth in the Olympic trials.
The winner of the marathon also passed him at a record rate of speed as Bill was off-pace for the final mile. Still, his 2:52 placed him near the top. “It was a ridiculous goal,” he said.
“I didn’t care about the pain, and just fought threw it. I found out later that it’s not supposed to hurt that much,” he said, adding that he managed to avoid surgery by taking nine months off.
Bill then began logging 84 miles a week, with one “wicked” training session every seven days, although he’s proudest of some performances at shorter distances then marathons.
Some of the training sessions around the byways of western St. Croix County were with Meissen, a Hudson man who for years blew away virtually everyone in the region and was racing at near Olympic caliber. The two runners first talked about the take-no-prisoners mental aspect of racing over a beer at a Hudson bar.
They conversed about Meissen being a favorite at the Rice Street mile, where he’d possessed the record for years. “He said that someone may beat me, but they’ll have to bleed to get by me,” Bill recalls, adding that phrase became burned into his consciousness.
Prefontiane might have said the same thing. At a given moment, a competitor would need to push themselves to the point of a heart attack to pass, Prefontaine was noted for quipping.
“Meissen is a fun guy, but he can be wickedly serious,” Bill understated.
In 2010, it was back to the triple jump, as Bill won the event at the USA track and field master’s in Boston. He did several types of training for 18 months to win at nationals, which included “40-inch box jumps” to get his vertical leap back to 30 inches. At had been at that 40-inch level.
He first thought he was edged out and had only taken second.
“I was sitting in the chair with a medal around my neck, after going upstairs to get the silver. Then I was told I’d gotten first,” Bill said.
He had another injury recently, one which he could not beat. His right Achille’s heal was ruptured, and even afterwards, left a lot of scar tissue. “So my running is dead in the water. It’s killing me. I love to train.”
In retrospect, Bill said he could have iced it more thoroughly, but it’s not like him to baby his body.
These days, wife Pom is leaving him in her wake. “Now my goal is just to walk without a limp,” he said.
Now that he’s no longer racing, one other thing is different. Bill for a change did not actively monitoring the Olympics and its running events — although in a different twist from the events that usually get his attention, he said there’s one U.S. sprinter to watch out for.

 

January 5th, 2013

— The band Lady Luck is on for the Willow River Inn in Burkhardt on Saturday, Jan. 12, and you can consider yourself lucky if you catch their guitarist’s inspired fills and their beautiful and talented lead singer, who has been known to appear on stage dressed in a shawl like that worn by Stevie Nicks. In fact, visual and musical imagery of Fleetwood Mac and even Motorhead abound, with the stage often graced by an Ace of Spades symbol.  This reviewer thought the original treatment given to the classic Heaven and Hell by Dio’s Black Sabbath, in particular during the guitar solo, was particularly striking.

— A bountiful fundraiser, Taste of Hudson, to benefit the local girls and boys traveling to a PeeWee international hockey tournament will be at the Hudson House Inn this Friday, Jan. 11. Knotty Vines pairs with nine other local establishments to offer an evening of all you can consume delicious foods, wines and beers. Additional beverages will be available at the cash bar provided by Hudson House, and there will be a silent auction and raffle from our community businesses. Food and beverage will come from Mama Maria’s, Green Mill, Winzer Stube, Shanghai Bistro, Willow River Inn, Carbone’s, RJ’s Meats, Knoke’s and Buffalo Wild Wings. A live auction is at 8 p.m. Cash, checks and credit cards will be accepted for raffle and auction items. Tickets are $25 and can be purchased at the door, which opens at 5:30 p.m. Participants of proper age will be given a glass of wine at the door. Sponsors note this would be an ideal girls’ night, date night, or evening to meet new people. Hudson has a long history of involvement with, and even hosting, these international tournaments, which are large in scale and require a lot of planning. They offer many benefits, which include seeing differing styles of play from around the world, forming lasting friendships, and experiencing with those new friends the community amenities from either at home or abroad, depending on the location of the tourney.
— Members of the instrumentally gifted Ashwood family — from parents to adult children — are hard back at it with a band called Quasimofo, “an all original, energetic jazz trio with a Punka-tude,” that also plays Gospel and funk, and at times really rocks out. The band, which consists of keyboards, bass and drums, is at Season’s Tavern in North Hudson at 8 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 5.
— Beverage makers of all types, but usually big national-brand beers and spirits, often have two or three of their hospitality models offer samples and a smile, but this party at Woody’s in Bayport is a bit more unusual. Regional Schell’s beer, along with Grain Belt varieties, is having their models make an appearence on Friday, Jan. 11 from 9-11 p.m. One of the beers being hawked is Snowstorm, a French Christmas ale with hints of white pepper and citrus. The event also is billed as offering “tattoos” and prizes.
— It’s a bit of a departure from their usual venue of choice, but the local members of hard-to-pigeonhole New Skinny think that playing the Willow River Inn, which is known for country performances, is a good fit and drummer Brando for one is looking forward to it. The gig is set for Friday, Jan. 11.

January 5th, 2013

Of all things Green and Gold, and now more than ever Purple and Gold:
— With the Vikings beating up on the Packers to gain a playoff berth, the Purple fans recently were in the unique position of having the upper hand. At Guv’s Place in Houlton, the featured fans included one with an extraordinarly real looking set of two-foot-long horns, and a cutie in a — fitting — Adrian Peterson jersey who at prime junctures would stand on her barstool and wave a three-foot-long Purple banner designed like a set of goalpost uprights. Meanwhile, at the every-corner-packed Village Inn in North Hudson, a Viking fan had another two-foot-long horn — and was blowing loudly on this one — and it also looked vintage.
— The question came up in conversation: In Wisconsin we have cheese as our claim to fame. What does Minnesota have? The answer was “10,000 Lakes.” However, as the recent sign at Kozy Korner in North Hudson pointed out, Wisconsin actually has more lakes than the Gopher State, but they stole the glory, maybe out of jealosy about Cheeseheads. Then the sign concluded: “Take that Nerds.”
— The Packer-Viking game, part two, playoff version, is likely to be the event of the season at sports bars such as the Village Inn. So will extra staff be needed there, even more so than usual on game day? “All hands will be on duty,” came the response.
— One of the highlights of Jess’ birthday party at Guv’s on Friday was a acoustic, of all things, rendition of Jimi Hendrix’ Purple Haze by guest guitarist Chris and singer Tony of Saving Starz fame. “This is the first time ever that this song has been done acoustically,” was the way Chris introduced it, authoritatively. Ax-man Geno of Saving Starz had planned to ask Chris if he knew All Along the Watchtower by Hendrix, and if I could sing it, as its the tune I’d cut my teeth with as far as singing with bands, and Geno had wanted to collaborate with me. Chris said, predictably, that it had been a long time and that he’d forgotten some chords. Geno added that the guy always says that about song requests then proceeds to “totally shred them” on guitar. Meanwhile, I confided with Geno that for some time, I’d been hankering to revisit the earlier, cranked-up Joe Winter version of the song, not the scaled back version that he’d heard. To which a surprised Geno said: “What, that’s the scaled back version?”

 

January 5th, 2013

What has happened in the past in these seasons:
— Back a couple of years, when Brett Favre jumped ship and became a Viking, I drew the reporting assignment of finding something new to say about the off-again, on-again retiree. So what to do? Go to Pudge’s. While there, I was amazed to run into the NFL beat writer for the Los Angeles Times, who was on a similar quest and wanted to see what Cheeseheads thought about the whole thing. Where do I go for my Border Battle story, he asked. So I showed him around the local sports bars and became part of the story. Recently, as I told the bartender at Hefty’s Roadhouse in Bayport my tale, I specified that the writer only stumbled into Pudge’s by accident, because its the first place across the St. Croix River, and was originally going to base his search in Prescott, of all places. The bartender huffed and rolled his eyes about that idea. The writer ended up spending two days in Hudson and filing a story that was the lead on the sports page the day after he got back.
— The annual New Years’s Eve performance at the Phipps Center for the Arts, “Sirens of the 60s,” featured renowned singer Colleen Raye and two family members, and they delved into songs by such female vocalists as Carole King, Dionne Warwick, Cass Elliot, Marilyn McCoo, Lesley Gore, Barbara Streisand, Tammy Wynette, Dusty Springfield and Brenda Lee. The guitarist who backed the trio was Billy McLaughlin, who is well known for public televison gigs, although he has not cut his long hair. Awhile back in the Twin Cities, a talkative friend of mine actually ended up seated next to McLaughlin and engaged him in conversation, at a comedy show featuring Scott Novotny, as the two artists know each other.

Another new year’s is come and gone — for those who remember it

January 5th, 2013

Seen late last Monday night during the holiday, all within a few minutes of getting downtown: Women in very short black dresses and no coats and at least one guy sporting a short-sleeve polo shirt, despite sub-zero temperatures; A woman eating popcorn in an accidentally sexy and open mouthed way; actual stolen coats and accusations of other stolen coats; guys holding each other up to keep from falling, with arms wrapped around one another as they skipped merrily along; a busy bartender saying she needed to make time to pee (good luck with that); a tiny T-shirt that had been used to wipe up some spilled beer, then was left laying on the floor; a woman who was asked to push onward through the crowd, despite having big “2013” glasses obstructing her view; an idiot guy I did not know, who was wearing even bigger glasses, asking me to stop following him (I have no idea what that was about, and he’s telling me I’M the creepy one?); much more blocking of doorways than you normally see by people who come out once a year and don’t know how to party in a respectable way; and finally, little girls who push through such clogged areas with the strength of an Adrian Peterson, simply because they’re hot and they can get away with it.
Welcome to yet another New Year’s Eve.
There were some astute things going on, however. For example the all-night chess session at Dibbo’s (how many games can you squeeze in by about 5 a.m.?) and the debate in the back room in the wee hours over which “Phantom of the Opera” was best done.
And some interesting conversation: After having spent $5 on a cover charge _- in the Twin Cities of course, not here — a friend of mine said there are two possible but opposite ways to be a fiscally responsible drinker, (1) don’t buy anything additional that’s more than you have to, and (2) buy a whole bunch of drinks to get you money’s worth. Once hearing that gem, I felt I had to respond with something at least partially witty, if not my own intellectual property. I ventured onto the very crowded dance floor at Dick’s Bar and Grill and told my friend, “If you don’t see me by the time of the Packer-Viking game, call National Camera Exchange.”
After venturing through what seemed like miles of swaying arms and no cameras in sight, I encountered pizza king Rich, with plenty of hot dogs and hot sandwiches in sight. He was stationed in the back restaurant area, and since it was around 2 a.m., said there at this point were only two types of people left: Those who need to go home, or those who are too blitzed to get there. Rich, also a part-time standup comedian, agreed that now as the night waned, he could probably get away with using a pen to make two slashes and change the $3 charge into $8 for his best sandwich, and no one would know the difference.

 

December 29th, 2012

It’s time to stay out all night to see — and hear — some old friends.

— Junior’s nightclub in downtown River Falls is having not one but two music acts on New Year’s Eve, the Chris Silver Band and the Nasty Habits Brass. Both have local roots but have expanded their scope well beyond River Falls. They each will go on for about two-hour stints starting at around 7 p.m. The Chris Silver Band will open, playing their Americana, Indie-styled and jam band music, and the Nasty Habits will follow. My favorite recollection of the Nasty Habits from last New Year’s was a version of “Play That Funky Music” that also turned into an extensive, several-minute jam with the horn section and featured a sax solo. But this New Year’s Eve at Juniors, there is a special holiday menu to go with the free champagne toast at midnight.

— This whole weekend at Dibbo’s, it will be reunion time with band members who several years ago played the club several times a year. On Saturday, its 8 Foot 4, whose drummer Dan also was in Third Degree back in the day, and has invited some members of that veritable band to join in that night. Also noteworthy is that one of the longtime guitarists, Rick, is the son of former Minnesota Twins great Tony Oliva.
— Then Sunday night at Dibbo’s, its Paint Them Alive, whose frontman Craig held that same role for many years for Toybox, and he’s invited some of those musicians who also used to grace the Dibbo’s stage. They include instrumentalist Brian and Craig’s wife, Brooke, who was lead singer. (The band stopped playing actively when the two got married and decided to start a family, but they’ll be back in true form for this particular night). Also making a return is Brian Stevens, a drummer who also was in Lasher, Scarred By Metal, which performed frequently at Dibbo’s, as well.
— Then on Monday, Dibbo’s is open all night with no closing time for New Year’s Eve, and has the seven-piece band Epic 5, who has one member who looks just like someone from ZZ Top, (which is perfect for New Year’s, as is anyone who on this party night would play LMFAO). This is the first time in recent memory that the club has had bands for three straight nights during the year-end holiday.
— Other bands playing around the area on Monday night include Flashbacks at Willow River Inn in Burkhardt (again, a perfect name for all the memories you might have of past New Year’s Eves), Ed Sheet Rockers at Uncle Mike’s Em Pour E Yum in the town of Hudson, and one man band Oly, who comes well recommended by the people at Hefty’s Roadhouse in Bayport.

 

December 29th, 2012

Look-alikes for Ozzy and purple Santas are seen:

— A bartender at Hefty’s Roadhouse in Bayport has a father who is a dead ringer for Ozzy Osbourne, is about the same age and draws lots of attention for doing his songs in karaoke. That’s much like the ultimate Ozzy tribute-band singer, Michael Ault, who used to bring his act to Dibbo’s and is endorsed by Ozzy himself. Ault even has all the same tattoos in all the right places and would stay in character and BECOME OZZY even throughout his set breaks. And now that Ozzfest is basically defunct for this area, maybe that’s the closest we’ll get to him, after back in the day Ozzy was known to stay overnight at the Best Western Hudson House Inn.
— Two Viking sightings stood out when Minnesota had their big win over the highly ranked Houston Texans. A fan left Dick’s Bar and Grill dressed to the nines in suit and tie, but that tie that was shown off by an open jacket and was totally Viking purple. He also had a Santa hat that was much the same color and style. Then, just outside Historic Casanova Liquors, a customer had her picture taken with a lifesize, inflatable Viking player — and leaned over too far and partially collapsed it. Casanova’s has for several years posted both an inflatable Viking and Packer right next to one another during football season. If one team or another has an especially bad loss, that player is turned around to show their back, as if to hang their head in shame.
— Late in the evening of the day when the awful news was aired about the scores of elementary school students being gunned down, a worker who deals with such things was especially struck by the tragedy. She works as an advocate with the state of Minnesota to provide counseling in such situations, and was pondering the events of the day at Guv’s Place in Houlton. She said that if the shootings had been done anywhere in the state of Minnesota, she wouldn’t be at Guv’s during the course of that weekend, rather logging lots of time on the site so she could work with the grieving.