Hudson Wisconsin Nightlife

All That Remains, broad band, after the band shell music died on July 2 at midnight? What would be open for Patriot patrons on Tuesday was well known, but what about Monday? For a barometer, if not a thermometer, check out your local stock market, in actuality holding court near the place the pilgrims landed. Not with the pontoons of our land of ponds. (Scroll down like colonist would row).

July 7th, 2023

They still remain, the remains of The Fourth of July, such as a set of Patriot Theme baubles on a moderately sized and multi-faceted stick, both round and square and rectangularly flag-shaped, set in a small and quaint corner of a front yard just down from me, in all colors that include but go beyond the trinity of red, white and blue. Tiny actual flags above them, two of them. All a full 50 lining the sidewalk and entry walk to the house a few more blocks down.

But The Fourth speaks for itself, as all things of business necessary except, say but not limited to, the American standard of the convenience store, are shut down. Gotta see fireworks, most workers do, and grab a space to park your butt or your boat hours in advance. Such as to later also take in, and be taken in, by the Stillwater show. Standing in Line? Tonight? With the lights on? Heavy glow. More on that in a later post.

But what about The Third, on a Monday, which means that it becomes a floating (word chosen intentionally to account for you crazy partiers) four-day holiday. Or maybe four-and-a-half, as so many of you — yeah you — took not only the in-between Monday as a vacation day, but the Friday aft off to get the party started. And a bouncer friend who had just had it with it all, said well gee, with this shit-show brought by shutdown most everywhere else, it means I won’t get a break from dealing with rowdy people until after Wednesday passes. But then wait, he rethunk with my prompting, The Fourth that is at play, actually ends on Tuesday. I think his angst is understandable.

So, Joe goes back to The Third. I had some deadline stuff to deal with and needed the always fickle editorial OK, but would anybody be in, as you can never tell what an editor or ad client is going to say, even if it would seem to a logical person to be a slam dunk. So with one, got an answer back prior to 8 a.m. as I am sure they, still working from home, wanted to just get the minimal done and get their gonzo grill going. Thus a rubber stamp of a rubber stamp? So I pushed the process along, to no avail as the sun rose higher, with they and so many others. Just see ya on Wednesday, or you will be so swamped with backup work that it becomes Thursday.

So I had a vested interest to see if all commerce, such as mine would be, would stall on that Monday. So I did what all good Patriots, or even more modern Pagans, would do to find out, then proclaim. I put my trust in Google.  What’s indeed open for Patriot patrons, and they report uhm, its a holiday and thus there have been no updates by this business to their website since say, 2022, so we can’t ensure accuracy.

But what did pop up, as far as closure(s), on the a majority of search possibilities? That bastion of unbridled American commerce, read capitalism, as this is The Fourth, the stock market(s). We all knew already about things like mail delivery, government offices and maybe banks, from past experience.

So what did I find? And verified. These markets will close their rampaging doors at 1 p.m. So hey, and I may be being cynical, those in Boston and upper-crust Connecticut and New York, haughty all, then can pack up and still hit the Hamptons and New Hampshire and Maine, well before nightfall, and shoot off early the often-illegal stuff they bought in that trek to Wisconsin — one of the few places you can get it — after deviating north from high-profile business done in Chicago. Maybe hide “the works” when coming back through Ohio. But like the past firing of muskets, it passes muster when traversing the Massachusetts foothills.

I told that laugher to my mom, twice, and she didn’t get the joke. Maybe that’s because she’s from southern, sliding a bit westward, Milwaukee, at the doorstep to the state were so much of this is legal and going bang well into the night is as much as farming truly the standard operating procedure (SOD).

But back here, where we are truly westward. A new server friend downtown was doing her first stint in summer, as a true newbie, and experiencing Booster Days, which with the Tuesday timing of The Fourth, could choose to run a full five days. Craziness all the way through until 10:30 p.m. at her late shift, and though she’s not a metalhead, she could appreciate it too, At This Place We Call The Zoo.

Down the block, they invited the creatures into their establishment, in case they needed to sober up. Dunn Brothers coffee, across the street from the Smilin’ Moose, would be open 7 to 7  — not Seven Eleven — on July Fourth.

Check this out. Taylor Swift, I swear, or her lookalike in the grocery store line. Maybe, even two of her earlier looks and locks, and she used to get this all the time! Made a jaunt this way between concerts? And I just saw early-evening at a different Dick’s a singer with much similar style, “Adele” also, having a drink alone. Parallels to, and apologies to, Dan Fogelberg.

July 4th, 2023

A music buff, I assume, could not call my bluff when I asked her at Dick’s Market – at check-out not in the frozen foods, and I did not touch her on the sleeve, and she did not spill her purse, to pay the self-serve machine — if anyone had told her she looks just like Taylor Swift.

She used to get that all the time, the fan as such added, but now she was a little older and Swift had again changed her hairdo, too. But she was still a tall, cool one, in fact both of them.

Swift in fact, has all kinds of her personas and style looks shown as she rides an elevator, and hits the concourse like in a concert stadium, during a commercial you probably have seen umpteen times, unless you’re not into pop music and/or live under a rock. My new acquaintance, blond or not so blond or not at all, could now after years only sport a couple of those looks, but she was wearing one as we spoke. Concert is coming.

All this would make for a good trivia question, as when the Hudson Tap has at times had on a weekend day, the exclusively Swift challenge. Tailor your trivia to Taylor.

Why the picturesque pictures on what fans would love to call love in an elevator? A commercial shows all her different looks throughout the years. Her mega tour is aptly dubbed The Eras (Eros?) Tour. A fellow music critic over at the Pioneer Press raved that she is indeed the big deal, responding after her late June performance(s) here. Other metro papers and TV stations are often abuzz with Swift commentary, things from helping out with a personal touch a fave fan fallen on hard times, to calling out security for roughing up a patron, a few rows back from the front row.

Speaking of fans, what if you are a youngster? Mom and dad can use their best judgment for if you are ready, and take you to that show tonight, as there’s a light on, but kids are staunchly prohibited from being in The Pit upfront. Moshing madness at a non-metal concert?

There are other interesting and exacting stipulations. Yes, still cameras are allowed, and patrons are encouraged to capture the joy, but no video taping. Lens can be no more than six inches, and methinks they may be yet another boyfriend problem behind that?) And yes, posters are allowed, but only can be up to 24-inches-by-24 inches. Coulda made it easier and just say two feet twice.

There were two shows here and they were not Swift, lasting a full three hours, even after a couple of warmup bands hit the stage at around 6:30 p.m. When you have that many hits! That’s why there were a sellout total of 120,000 fans attending and ticket prices started at 80 dollars. Thus needed when you put on, and have to pay for, this kind of high-level production! Swift from the stage said the Minneapolis fans, plus those trekking here from all around the Midwest, were the “most generous.” Much needed.

Much of this is great marketing. The commercial that has flooded the airwaves shows Swift hawking Capital One credit cards, although with their stringent credit limits I doubt that she carries one. So does she really need that extra cash, after singing about beauty and singing about truth at $80 or more a patron?

Swift is a great business person, and has been said to have an IQ of about 160, and it shows now and when she was a child singing wiz. (Anything above 150 is thought to be statistically insignificant.) There are a lot of Mensa-and-past level geniuses in the rock world, and they don’t all sing super-deep songs about philosophy. Enter believe it or not Gene Simmons of KISS, and I bet you’d never see both of them mentioned in the same sentence/paragraph.

So for now, hope you all made the diagonal trek to Chicago to take it at least one of the three, count them, shows there.

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June 29th, 2023

Turmeric kills pain and such — as does the omnipresent QCore and products for relief and metabolic boost and aiding sleep and more — that can suffer no lack of results with QScience, and we’ll continue to sing its praises as I get healthier and healthier. As said, the helpful ingredients in a single spray under the tongue can rank at close to a dozen, and so many are natural herbs such as roots and barks and flora that you likely have not heard of — this stuff is proprietary and come from some of our top medical minds — but really need to get to know.

Six paragraphs below, I list the links to hit to get you started.

So here I come again, and here we go. And this is only the start with the many QScience products. Its QCore, for me at least, has been a whole, another level, as pain in various ways that encompass so many parts of my life, has lessened more then ever before. My writing productivity on music and the rest has followed, as you No Doubt have seen, and I can just get up stage more, almost nightly. I simply don’t need to spend time in, but trying to get up, out of bed as I used too.

With its great ingredient in Turmeric that is curmumin, and beyond, the online lists boast and is confirmed in multiple sources, 100 different benefits: Lessons inflamation, a key pain component, helps with chronic conditions such as but not limited to ulterative colitis, improves memory with less decline in the ability to think and reason, lowers risk of heart disease, fights those nasty free radicals in a radical way, helps with cholesteral levels, can prevent cancer, OK you get it.

And turmeric can be included in so many recipes as a pungent spice, not just a supplement, and I will continue to share many of these with you readers, as how to make your own “comfort food” is central to this site, and to start think about soups and all the ingredients can be paired with. But you might go beyond, way beyond the shelf, and get this and other ingredients from QScience, from here not a store, to max out on the crucial antioxidant properties.

And thus, QCore, also from QScience, is even more multifaceted, and helps greatly with aches of all kinds. All these aids boast almost a dozen different therapeutic ingredients, and not the typical ones you see on the shelf. So welcome back, all you pain sufferers, physical and otherwise, and those who are just holistically curious. I suffer with thee.

I have sung the praises of the multitude of products available through through QScience — there I have given it a name — beating the heck out of everything else I have tried, and there is a lot. (See below). I never thought that Turmeric would also rock my boat, so to speak, but it indeed has, in again larger than life form. These products, many, will change your quality of life, as in QCore quality.

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Like the company’s signature, the main one of many as a proprietary product, Turmeric also had an immediate kick for me and after two or three days the real long-term benefits kicked in. And that’s just with trying the WalMart cheap brand, which arguably does not have the same quality control and purity standards for killer (sorry about using that term) formulation that does QScience. Number one on the list. Depression, and I’ve got it big and thought I had it beat as best I could through literally decades of developing my own creative coping mechanisms. But I have never felt better than in the last few days.

And this is obviously not Acme, but it does help with all kinds of things as wide-ranging, as side benefits, as acne. Tune in later for the other nine ills to curb that are on the long list.

I will tell you more about that totally chill — and you know how that word is applied if you are music lover — company that can get you going, and also help you feel MUCH better.

I’ve tried some of their stuff, and it checks out. But a Power That Be, (who is becoming my new invisible friend and I will explain that all later and actually give him a formal name), as with the company, and I will go that route after I am done teasing and have passed any possible — although I doubt — trademark restrictions so you’ll have to check back, has said that I just have to in advance plug their Turmeric. Note the capitalization; it will come up again later (or above).

But first, why this particular product is important, and a backstory: We as a people have been formed in a more, or less, perfect union to identify a single and thus significant thing that explains a situation in our lives. But more often, it is three or four or more things that gang up and via their cumulative value and critical mass — thank you for that phrase my music Bud named Tom — become so much more of that impact in our lives. That’s when we really get answers.

So why is this truism vital, with Turmeric? They list close to a dozen ways it will help you with painful but maybe not killer (another music reference as I’ve been listening to too much metal these days) symptoms, medically and physically, mentally and emotionally, you get it. That will be your game-changer. Tune in later in our ongoing journey for that whole and complete list of the added benefits, and its Secret Ingredient that wins the game even more. As my new invisible friend will (soon I hope, and I to have to call him, as I so much want to anyway) be sending pictures — and not selfies — of the cool looking product in plastic as in their bottles, as visuals truly matter, even if its say, online of a hamburger of yet another type at yet another restaurant, you know that one or ones, and I just had that discussion with my NIF! So check back.

Welcome to this page, you ADHDers and OCDers especially, and all those who could use some good holistic help. Look at what follows and see if it fits you, and then tune back in to this collection of posts for further advice, and also see below a whole host of new, cutting-edge products by a leading international company that could really fit the bill.

First, if your mind races like mine, you are probably an empath, although its unlikely your thought patterns are as crazily strong as mine. You all know, us being the types who could almost literally break into tears if stepping on a proverbial anthill and the thought of harming any of its residents.

So many of us take this to a degree where we literally can vicariously take on each other’s pain and feel it ourselves, emotionally and mentally and spiritually and even physically, and the philosophical ramifications extend to cringing at the idea of anyone’s intolerable pain, even throughout past histories, to the point where it becomes an all-consuming source of grief.

That’s fine and maybe almost impossible to avoid, but we must keep in mind the concept of balance between the needs of the host person of such frequent ruminations about pain and the recipients who benefit. And they do benefit greatly, even though there always is the danger of extreme compassion fatigue on the other end. This situation is also the subject of so much song lyric writing, of the style I’m showing people in other departments of this website.

So here are come tips to keep being such an empath from getting out of control:

— Remember that when literally taking on the weight of the world, and grieving for the many people who may experience intolerable pain, that you and I are some of those people too. Our lives and need for some sort of comfort matter when it delves into the whole idea of the good of the many versus the good of the one.

— Thus, it is counterproductive to be so on edge about human and even animal suffering, that we thus involuntarily take it out on those we love around us. If we become grumpy enough in the way we carry-on that it impacts their quality of life also, we have done little good.

— And is it possible that those many who went before us, and did not have access to modern means of things like pain control in all its forms, were making a necessary sacrifice to gain a better world for us in the present day. To not enjoy, or at least recognize for ourselves in a fulfilling way, the result of their flesh and blood that built a better quality of live for us, would be to dishonor them and their service provided. And if you believe in the concept of a soul, you can believe that such things matter to them, even when they are in a hereafter.

— That may ring hollow for a true empath, and simply not be good enough and make us want to grieve anyway because life was and is so horrible for some, but in those cases again, keep in mind the need to keep proper balance as for any good caregiver — and there needs to be a give and take, so to say, a ying and yang. The emotional wellbeing of you is important too, as again you in yourself are one of those people having a need for some semblance of comfort. Take the plank out of your own eye before (being able to) remove the sliver from someone else’s.

— The spiritual enters in as a way to find solace in the sufferings in this world, and the role of a God in this equation is complicated and multifaceted, so take heart in the idea it can be hard to understand. But the yearning to understand such things, may go beyond the quandary of why bad things happen to good people, and reveal insight that makes the existence of suffering more easy to swallow. An extension might be the idea that even the death suffered by Jesus Christ, arguably among the worst in history, appeared to be something he could tolerate. Even those at the hands of the Inquisition had an out they could have taken, by simply recanting their alleged heresy. It has been said that any torture can be endured, if you can mentally prepare for it. Even though these arguments may have flaws, when a sense of caregiver balance ebbs, it can be helpful to remind ourselves — frequently — of such ideas that give comfort, almost as a mantra.

— Lastly, a practical matter for both host and recipient. If you become aware of someone suffering who is far afield or may not be ready to talk about it, even if you only know as a premonition, the best way the take an edge off for both of you may be to summon your strongest thought energy and pass along telepathic well-wishes, almost like a prayer to a person and not to a God, as if you have such a way of knowing, you likely have enough of a strength of presence (yours) to be able to do much good in this way.

 

All these things have at their “root” anxiety. So, here are a list of herbal-type supplements that can knock down this type of pain, just from my own experience, mind you. There are recipe ideas I’ll provide, as most of these are foodstuffs. A common denominator is Omega 3 fatty acids.

Chia nut.

Ground hemp hearts.

Coconut, available in several forms.

Flax seed. (Watch out for the back-kick).

Garlic, in pill and vegetable form.

Fish oil and/or zinc.

Vitamins D and B.

Ashwagandha root.

Crystal Light or other drinks, containing an ADHD treatment ingredient. (Again watch the back-kick).

Hot pepper chips.

Salty pork meats.

CBD gummies or fruit drinks.

 

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The last thing I remember, I was walking toward the door — and apologies to the Eagles that fly — so as it turns out it was actually on my omnipresent cell phone, a photo of Fun Days that popped up and pumped the stuff of the recent and ongoing New Richmond fest, by showing a full crowd like you would see at a rock concert, shoulder to shoulder as far as an eye could see, in what seemed to be a shut-down main street.

So I was wondering if I should avoid the throngs and go see bartender and close friend Mabel at the Wild Badger another time — hello Mabel! — but the whole show never really showed. Maybe, it was speculated, that there could be the storms on the horizon, which had kicked butt Thursday around sundown. Or maybe they should have done some added publicity and not sat on the laurels of Past Fun Days — and there is a killer post in coming days on that. But with Mabel, there was just enough time that in the long haul it ended up being a two-hugger. And I did get to see other such person, Shelby — hi Shelby! — at next-door Mallards on the Thursday night entry-level to Fun Fest, when they bucked the trend and were actually getting quite a bit busier than usual, even early on. (They trumped some of the rest, so to speak, by saying on the door-sign that they provided air-conditioned and delicious food, and don’t read that too literally and think it had not been refrigerated). The guy at a small gate, only a couple of feet wide, (after much fencing, and there were also indeed those plastic things afoot, there also was a caravan of not planets but porta-potties to block entry that was unauthorized, as in not paid or ID checked and wrist band given), at one end of The Carnival Area, said even more patron traffic would be coming. And he said the man with the plan, that being a karaoke and deejay service in thus area, would only be offering the latter on this night, cuz get one person up there and everybody thinks they are Michael or Janet Jackson and such. But Jermaine?

But move ahead to early Friday evening, the usual full start of the madness. A few people at the bars, but not nearly full, and those that knew said this would still be coming. The same at the carnival area, with the usual more-families and teenie-boppers, especially as you moved east, and the beer garden. It wasn’t even that swarming once the band started. The main drag was shut off for parking, and the signs that said you couldn’t do so were at times violated. But for a quick drop-off? Even though its two lanes both ways, somebody in a hurry laid on the horn when my driver let me make a quick exit, despite the fact he angled over.

A man also angled over, right afterward, and said hey, I have a four-year old and what’s the best place to view the (upcoming) parade? And there then would be no parking to be had, any way, any how.

When things did later pick up, to a degree, I could not help but feel for the residents of that one house — erected at New Richmond’s infancy and long before zoning was a thing and they would not allow spottiness — that was smacked in the middle of the whole carnival area to-do. I also felt, in finality, for all those mostly youngsters who were lined up for the length of what would be a half-court you’d see on the sports bar TV, to get a ride on that tried and true ride of all Old School rides,  the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Did they have that, already, when they allowed spot zoning?

 

A man formerly in metal’s massive megaforce ManoWar was in legal trouble for possessing child porn, going back the length of time of a typical world tour (to places where, I ponder, you could access such things?) I found this a bit intriguing, since the band sings mostly about being a brotherhood of warriors, who are so united via their collective quests to win wars, that although they’re battling each other … nothing else matters, follow your own laws, self-made. Telepathy through the terror of battling in (neighboring?) trenches. As in this, twist it? “You take my life, well I’ll take yours too. You fire a musket well I’ll run you through …”
The following are thoughts on that seen-as-sacred brotherhood. The thought system also delves into some other music and even the unspoken-until-after-the-final-whistle bond in athletics, as your sports bar will frequently air, the more pro the more pronounced.
This is shown, effectively by ManoWar, through frequent changeups in the theme of instrumentals, like about four songs that transition to one very long but artistic one. War that becomes celebratory. Not as brutal.
In short, they make their own rules and screw those who don’t choose to be part of the party. Could such a damn-the-norms world view indeed spawn an attempt for some criminal justifications? Can it be considered Mindcrime, trying to spin a rationalization, at least for he who speaks via his raucous guitar, based loosely on musical concept?
A more true to life scenario is portrayed in the Led Zeppelin song No Quarter, based on the term that means that once you are conquered in battle … you forfeit any chance to request mercy with what becomes of you. Sounds like a romanticized idea, but when it is actually done in regard to you, horrible …
And better yet at pure evoking of base emotion, of carefully chosen historical times in war, are bands like Sabaton. But back to being quartered, and drawn first — which refers to western-style method of certain execution where ropes are tied to all four limbs and the hideous four horsemen pull away in quadrants — the song references a letter sent back to the wife and family of a soldier who will not be coming home: “Choosing a path where no one goes.” At the end, singer Robert Plant wails like a man being tortured, after having early invoked Thor. Again more realistic of what happens at such a moment. (Although these guys can be hard on themselves, as when David Grohl broke his leg on stage but finished the concert before seeking medical help).

 

— As Plant just played in the area, other bands beckon that are only occasional. The all-weekend binge that is Booster Days features a whole lotta of the same, but late Saturday afternoon it gets somewhat more changed up. Latria hits the Lakefront Park band shell, and I know off them briefly, but can’t get Latvia and Lithuania out of my head — as they are also names — so are they also a European sound? How to find out, pray-tell. I couldn’t see any Booster Days signs on the doors at downtown clubs, and maybe this is just savvy marketing — get you to come inside. Some of you have contacted with a couple of requests. (1) If you need some way better to reach me, my email is joewint52.gmail.com. and feel free. (2) And all of you can, and also feel free here, lift passages of my writing and distribute them to others, just though giving credit is nice. You can also give some credit to Fog Pilot(s), as they have changed up their longtime gig choice in this area of Shuggy’s in Hammond, and this Saturday night will fly on over to the Willow River Saloon in Burkhardt. Like praise for the great and gritty looking Allison Dyg, at the Wild Badger in New Richmond on July 14. The next day, and every Saturday, the Heritage Center a jog to the south has their farmers market that is very noteworthy for being open the very full hours of 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. —
Back to the main thrust, we have all seen those slap-on-the-back moments on camera by athletes after a game, when the emotions have quelled. Hugs not shrugs. Thus, at those times when a player falls gravely injured on the field or court, the images of those even on the other team of take-a-knee and show worry with the hand pressed on a helmet, are a true depiction. They can all relate to not being able to get up. Three actual takes. Last season, a man who moments later was trying to make an interception, fell while in cardiac arrest. Earlier, linebacker Lawrence Taylor was shown in terror waving medics to race forward after quarterback Joe Thiesman broke his leg and it was televised bent a right angle. Last, another linebacker, the legendary tough guy Mike Singletary, said in an interview that he would slam a foe to the turf, then a moment later frantically think, “get up!”
Then relatedly, in music, this in partial defense of singer Phil, of Pantera fame. When he made his (very impromptu I’m assuming) what was seen as a salute to White Power (I almost typed Black Power, and hey I did, then corrected it, uh Black Panther vibes). This although also very objectionable — like the Manowar player’s conduct that as well disappeared from the headlines as his court process played out like a long solo, does not seem like him. (The ax man pleaded guilty and did not go on tour with the band). So why, by the singer, did such conduct occur?
Heavy metal is beyond assertive, to aggressive, in a good way. Phil’s lyrics are filled with righteous rage. So was, I am assuming, this a matter of him being caught up in the moment and he made an overtly strong (and powerful) gesture. I would like to check out the lyrics at hand, and I think I will know what they’ll be like, so being matter of, again, rage against a machine and take no prisoners. I can guess, with a range at hand, the topic of the words. And it is crucial that the salute in question was done at the end of the song, after all the qualifying phrases had played out. Poorly-thought-out exclamation point of anger against some of the parts of a brutal system?

Think the River Falls music fests are fine? While here, and especially if you stayed too long, stop by Bo Jon’s Flowers and Gifts, as it even has much more. If it’s any gift idea, you’ll find it at this five-some family business. In combinations. If its where you hail from, they’re branching out into Minnesota. I’ll name drop these among the bounty of brands: ikebana, Biedermeier designs, Hogart curve designs, Western Line designs …

June 25th, 2023

So you went out to get her some killer flowers of a kind originating in say Kashmir — high but not in-the-desert dry as the only thing on your list, that’s filled with this and that — mixed in with those from all around our country, but that was not enough.

A cache of chocolate? And also candles? Creatively make it into a combo? Hey, she’ll cater to the crafts you’ll find here, coming for The Kinni. And extend the gift idea, even if its for other people or occasions or even rewarding yourself, much further with a bunch of newly added brands of bubbly? With wind chimes, and (rough)hewn woodworking that’s either vintage or original, also chiming in? And as they say, so much more. All under one roof in a big for River Falls bonafide floral and gift and design center, at what you could call Powers Flowers.
This is so varied and special that even if visiting from another village, say in the Twin Cities, you might want to stop off just blocks before getting to the main tourist district and take care of all your gift-giving business. Maybe why you’re here, need a quick housewarming present or two? And a makeup gift for back at home if you stayed in River Falls enjoying its various amenities way too long, as people tend to do here? Or were here, there or anywhere in the two-county area for one of its many music festivals, and needed a shopping respite between sets?

 

— Film it and they will come, and maybe with their own and additional camera!

The other night in downtown Hudson, just beyond the Heading East cross-street sidewalk to a main drag road, there was a great big white tarp to be seen. About double the size of a lane in basketball, if at a sports bar. So just what was going on here, causing a street be be basically shut down at that eastern edge? I didn’t think it was the typical construction — as after all this is Hudson and there are some killer posts coming on that topic — but I just had an inkling about the ilk to be found …

So I asked one of the two “extras” who were hanging around on the sidelines. Oh, we are filming a commercial! With Common Council prior OK, I am assuming. Hudson likes its Discovery thing, when it comes to tourism type thingees. There was a guy positioning himself around with a camera, but for the moment at least, a noticeable lack of props. Just that great big and burgeoning heap of plastic piece, with bright lights and big city beaming directly onto it, ten feet east of said sidewalk.

This was at about 9 p.m. on a Thursday. Huh, kinda cool, so then I made my way over to Ziggy’s to take in some music. And then coming back, 45 minutes and one set later, there was still work going on and even the start of some actual filming. Standing at street-corner-side was a guy in uniform, talking to someone. Not sure if it was an actual local cop or a security dude.

Then next day, walking down the opposite side on the same street, on a very close-by street-corner, there was a very fashionable young woman also carrying a camera, the big old school kind, not a glorified cell phone. She had on a barely-there tank top and trademark baggy PJ type pants, a look that often goes together these days. She could have been in front of the camera, primping and preening on the sidewalk.

Like the previous night, I made my way on down, to the convenience store, and on the way back spied her again, scouting out prey with her camera. —

 

So build me up a design, buttercup, to paraphrase a popular flora-focused song?
Enter Bo Jon’s Flowers and Gifts. As a family-owned business with a tremendously broad scope, they are capable of — and indeed relish the thought of — creating exquisite arrangements of flora and beyond, while intertwining countless styles across countless countries that include the traditional, garden style, high style, and to incorporate specific brand names, ikebana, Biedermeier designs, Hogarth curve designs, Western Line designs and many more. Whew. Their experienced designers can create everyday arrangements, wedding and special event designs and installations along with stunning funeral pieces, they say. Also offered, just as importantly, are a wide range of gift items including many specialty chocolates, now even wine and beer, tropical houseplants, wooden crafts, local art and candles. As far as their big plans for expanding, they’ll be offering delivery into the Woodbury, Stillwater, Oak Park Heights and Afton areas, while still ironing out exact details. Their large crew — I even recognized an old neighbor from North Hudson, behind the counter and in one of the main floral assembly areas — agree that they love offering products from many favorite small businesses, whether located in the St. Croix Valley or Texas, or parts in-between. “Let our design team work with you to honor the relationships and moments that mean the most to you,” they emphasize, quite emphatically.
The cordial, very helpful and detail oriented young man who answered the phone, promptly, then wrote every word of my long note onto his notebook, is one of the members of the five-person family who carry on a tradition forged by a number of prior owners over many years, and now run the Bo Jon’s who got its name from them. He added that others like him in that way, including his siblings, provide their personal touch of candles and woodworking products, as those were the two biggies he specified, to round out the mix of offerings.
He added that the family was told it might take some doing to get their liquor license, for things like the bubbly for your honey on your honey-do list, as these are not always easy to come by, since for obvious reasons these licenses are in demand. Everybody wants one. So they applied back in a January time frame, hoping to get all such things in order by Valentine’s Day, and were pleasantly surprised to have them all be an actual go by the first week or two of February. It helps to stay on top of such things. Flowers and other featured products too.

Specialty services at Bo Jon’s

They offer a large inventory of fresh flowers that include tropicals, indoor house plants, seasonal outdoor annual plants, dish gardens, contemporary and traditional arrangements, high-style floral arrangements, funeral designs, extensive gift lines, gourmet and fruit baskets, assorted gift baskets, and greeting cards. Got all that, consummate shopper and consumer? They follow with things hard to find under one roof like those wind chimes, garden stones and sympathy-based items, and those from Valley Fudge and Candy Co. Many new vendors are coming onboard soon.
“If you have any questions or need more information, we’re always here to serve you and make your flower-sending experience a pleasure,” they again emphasize. So call them at 715-425-1522, or just stop in at 222 N. Main St. in the center of River Falls, Wis. at the zip code of 54022.
There are many special events planned. Among them, the family caters to weddings, funerals and other such gatherings, and have partnered with Belle Ame Vineyard in River Falls, where in the coming weeks they will be offering to their patrons a Bo Jon’s cart of fresh flowers. The educational facet of the business will kick-in when they host seasonal classes on how to do your own planters, flower arrangements and wreaths, while you enjoy a glass of wine, charcuterie and the beautiful landscape of the vineyard.
Arch rentals that were hand-built by them from 100-plus-year-old reclaimed barnwood, in various styles, as well as centerpieces and other items, are on hand here. This family business now supplies residential and commercial landscaping, outdoor planters throughout the changing seasons, and irrigation systems.
Customers can be supplied with almost anything related to the main focuses of their growing shop. When you are parents, you learn to foster the talents and even expertise possessed by your children and draw these out, and you can see that touch in so much of their merchandise. The kids’ marketing flair, especially in working with their own individual gifts, even is shown by the fact they wrote business plans — and shared their love of plants — for their parents to incorporate. Scores of the sources of product are truly unique. With that said, since the family, as a whole but in particular their mom, loves travel that is regional and beyond, it is only fitting that they should partner to offer their services and products via other like-minded companies in western Wisconsin and especially eastern Minnesota. And deliver to many of those areas.

Here is an article, slightly edited, that tells the tale, posted by the River Falls Area Chamber of Commerce (and Tourism Bureau):
The Powers Family moved to River Falls from Hudson during the height (or depth) of COVID. They were looking for a little more room to spread out without bumping into their neighbors and stumbled upon a house with a little land that made that possible for them. One of the things that they liked to do as a family was to go for country drives, (and there is so much fodder for this in the area, and they even will deliver to much of it). They like to explore and see nature. Ditto. On one of their drives, Erin announced with content that she was home. That was a BIG statement for anyone that knew Erin as she has lived all over the United States and traveled a lot. The next thing she asked Jeff was “Do you want to buy a business and set down roots?”
Jeff and Erin then presented the idea to their three teenagers, (a bold move, but they were very receptive). Then they asked each one of their children to write up a business plan as to what they were interested in, what they could bring to the table and what they absolutely was a non-starter. After reading what each teenager said, and what they were willing to offer, Jeff and Erin embarked on finding the right business that fit their family.
In May 2022, Erin and Jeff as her “not so silent partner,” purchased Bo Jon’s Flowers & Gifts. This allows each of the Powers Family members to bring a little of themselves into the shop, (increasing the skill sets present to five-fold). Erin runs the day to day operations as well, with her creative background, helps dream up all the projects to keep everyone busy. Liam is often seen at the front of the store waiting to welcome customers into the store, much like a Waffle House experience, (and he is a wealth of information). Jonah is often busy with his shop classes at school, (one way he uses that follows), track and his girlfriend but when he has time he likes to make wooden crafts for the store. Cara is a permanent fixture of the store. She is a self described, “plant nerd” and can often-times be found caring for those, even the exotic, in the front of the store or outside. She has a passion for floral design and will one day take over the shop when Jeff and Erin decide to hang up their hats, (and flower pots).
In their free time when not at the shop, the family loves to travel to neat little places and bring back little treasures from their trips, (near and not so near), to share with the rest of the community. Jeff and Cara have taken up pouring their own line of candles called, “Powers of a Candle,” which is sold at Bo Jon’s along with knit hats that Cara makes. The family have sixty-eight and counting animals and often sell their free range chicken eggs to the community. They grow their own fruit and vegetables as well as quite a few of their own flowers that they bring in each year to sell at the shop.
They are excited to continue their journey in River Falls and send a heartfelt thank you to everyone who has supported them throughout their ongoing adventure!

On Sundays they are closed, but on weekdays open from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. and on Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. That last part is important when you are in town for a weekend festival, and there are many.
They accept the following wide range of payment methods: Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, and even Apple Pay and Pay Pal.
Areas served just in Wisconsin include River Falls, of course, and bergs like Beldenville, Baldwin, Ellsworth, Hudson, Prescott, Roberts and Spring Valley. None are too small or too big.
Now talking about the tremendous scope of their store. They deliver to these facilities, so many that you’ve probably done business with some of them before and built up trust: Bakken-Young Funeral & Cremation Services, Our House Senior Living River Falls, O’Connell Family Funeral Homes, Comforts of Home, Kinnic Health and Rehab, Wellhaven Senior Apartments, River Falls Area Hospital and Keehr Funeral Home.
Email them at bojonsflowers@gmail.com. You can also find them on Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram.

When it comes to Willie and the boys, minus Waylon but adding Robert Plant, there’s a look that runs in my family, throughout decades, so on Friday head to the Somerset amphitheater — its fully natural — to steal the show with YOUR hairdo. Its a classic.

June 22nd, 2023

They had gone different routes with their hair, facial and on the head, but these two performers still can rock the look, bringing it to Somerset on Friday evening.

This might, also, be role reversal, but country crooner Willie Nelson is the headliner and singer Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin fame is the opening act, playing with Alison Krauss across the big stage. Trampled by Turtles is also on the bill.

These days, Plant has his curly locks kept as long as ever, and he can be a bit scruffy with the facial hair. Nelson by contrast, now has in most cases his beard fit and trimmed and carefully coiffed, even looking respectable. That’s a tall order for a festival calling itself the outlaw variety. My mom of all people, was told by one of her nieces that RE: The Relatively Older Willie, he could be a lookalike for her, or is it the other way around? The other older and maybe wiser niece has not chimed in. (I must say that the new look Willie’s beard is just like mine, as it is today, rather than MY outlaw days, so to speak, of a few years back.)

— For another event of this and many former seasons, with origins of almost three decades ago, see Picks of the Week. And also, marking the end to fighting another ending that too often crops up, there in a motorcycle rally on Saturday that raises funds for suicide awareness. This is announced as the last installment of this annual event. Kickstands up starting an noon, and ride the rally through 5 p.m. It starts and ends at Mel’s Downtowner in River Falls, and all vehicles are welcome to ride. Even that old Pinto. OK, this is not a joking matter, so I should not make it so. Bad (joke) Joe. Even though the ride ends its run today, donations will continue to be accepted. This series of events was spurred by a lovely young local woman who took her life a few years ago. —

The show gets underway at 3:30 p.m. and is at the “natural” amphitheater, which seems fitting. Also that way is the fact that a madcap drummer friend and fiend of mine, who had gone on world tours back in the day, saw a pop-up performance by Plant when he also went country at an intimate show up near St. Croix Falls.

Other shows were hawked, even moreso, on the local bulletin boards at various nightspots and the like. They also are a dichotomy, as they range far east and west from the St. Croix Valley. But we have you covered with our coverage as per this review. Weather remained seasonable, not much more than in the 70s and a light breeze, and the rain held off, so these mega-bills with scores of bands playing all day were well attended when the events were held last Saturday. (I deemed this too far afield for a preview, just that if you looked hard enough at places like Ziggy’s that have their own bands, there was the old 8.5-by-11 page on the bulletin board.

First up, all the way over in Marion on the other side of Wisconsin, where I used to live, there was a bill with really cool band names, Polar Alchemy, Lo-Fi Killers who just have a have a creative approach to their sound, Shovel Head, Fallen … This was dubbed the Fett Fest, and that surname is kinda big down that way, and it was BYOB, apologies to System of a Down. Hey this played well in the heart of Badger Beer Country, for obvious reasons.

Take you back the other way to St. Paul and the Payne Avenue Fest, with a full 25-band lineup, too many to list. Again the cool name, as in a main sponsor, that being Caydence Records. You could see this late-breaker announced on the door of one of the newest shops in downtown Hudson, just in the nick of time after their opening.

The encores kept coming, as a three-month summer rolls in with a solstice and maybe Blue Oysters, and even with ninjas and their — boo — only foam sticks. But smog, as in that monster, was the star earlier this week. And not from a light show at a concert. The color of that sun paled by comparison to the smell in the air.

June 18th, 2023

With summer and its 90-or-so days of concerts here almost as we speak, it is time for encores of more than one song and/or guitar solo. And of course that summer solstice. The smog that made the sun as pale as that backing a Slipknot concert, or at least a Corey Taylor solo performance, had floated further south.

That is the turning of an event, along with graduation, that was referenced at a local hair salon and spa, saying it is time to get your hair and body fit. It was again — theme here — announced on a two-foot-high sign on the sidewalk. All this reminds me of when Blue Oyster Cult, named after a mystically themed mussel in New England, did a whole televised concert on the solstice theme many years back. Talk about a concept for a concept album.

The two encores I’ve chosen to mention are from new Thursday night music at Bennett’s, and a Jeff Loven show just last Sunday. Both saw more than one extra song, when the singer/guitarist would normally be making haste to leave and get back home to family. One request led to another, like-minded theme and building on an earlier foray into an artist they liked, and the tip jar that kept getting filled, more than once, kept the show going.

At the Hop N Barrel parking lot, on the end on a weekend eve, they shoulda been ninjas. Two swordsmen in black garb and white masks, and I say swordsman loosely, as they were sparring with foam sticks, were the attraction for a couple of onlookers back in the area where the wrestling ring pops up regularly. I again, reference from years earlier, a comparable impromptu event that was occurring at times around midnight in a park in the middle of the city, with a sci-fi theme. This was all the buzz with the local cops, not for a reason that it was sinister, I think, but rather that the park was closed by ordinance each night an hour or two earlier.

All that keeps the canine unit busy. And these dogs will now have their day all afternoon, on Sunday, June 25. A mutt wash at Ultimissimo — did I spell that odd and long name better than when I got such a one wrong and said with a typo Rovertown, (look twice and a third time), and a source complained to my Rivertowns editor that “the only dog in this town” is truly yours truly — will charge $30 for the doggie spa. She gets the full pro treatment with nail clipping, scrub a dub, undercoat (and undergarment if wearing a doggie sweater?) brushing and drying, and ear pruning and piercing, OK I made that last one up. A full 100 percent of the rain or shine event proceeds — not just 99.99 — will go to a Lucky Dogs cause and also the Hudson Police Department Canine Unit. Three pooches are pictured on the flyer and you even get a shot of you and your favorite pup and yourself to keep. Gee, maybe you should go across the street to Dick’s and toast your pooch with a Lucky Dog beer.

On that theme, the Hudson Police Department will be officially closed Wednesday through Friday, to office traffic. Dad had his day and now its for the dogs, at least concerning the Canine Unit and its officers, as they need a break too. But the squad cars will roll on. And call the main number for any need, as all calls will be monitored.

 

This was not seen, above and/or below, by following a Freezing Moon, like the song by the metal group Mayhem. Or a Neon Moon, like the country tune. Or a moon at all. More like a Black Hole Sun, of Soundgarden fame.

The sun shown, around eight on a recent evening, as a hazy pale-and-not-quite-bright orange, not yellow, on what a friend of mine jokingly called National Smog Day. As this was the worst of the worst, as smoke from a rampant Canadian firestorm made its way south to our backyard.
So you might say, Smoke of Her Burning, another metal song. Its been called both death metal, or not quite that dark in tone. I think it fits the bill.

 

— Dad had long since fired up the grill, then gave it a cursory cleaning, and put away until July Fourth. But should he, thusly, be the one to bring home the bacon, although that is what he usually does anyway?
Thought you’d want to know, now, what the stores had in store for Father’s Day.
They are already heavy on Fourth of July stuff, but then there was that aisle of all kinds of summer-style reclining on-the-deck chairs you had to choose from. And the greeting card that said simply Dog’s Day … oops, that’s not Dad’s Day.
And at the local cigar shop, dad’s choice, the night before there was a guy lighting up an unusually thick and long stogie that was the size and shape of that of Johnnie … oh we won’t go there.
And dad of course does one-off construction jobs of various types, on his on days, so its worthy of note that at a local venue, a fixup in the concrete of their parking lot was done the old fashioned way … with dirt and shovel, rectifying a three foot, yard-by-yard square where there had been a killer pothole. And even this weekend, The One Remaining Downtown Bank gave it the whole enchilada, redoing their entire lot in one fell Saturday swoop. —
The air quality, as cast from over in the Twin Cities, was listed as well above 200 — a mere 100 is an average? — which makes the danger threshold, so therefore beyond. I at first scoffed at that, thinking it was yet another overblown index. However, it seen became “clear,” no one had previously seen it that high, as discussed at length across the fence with a couple of buds, as you might have seen in that Fox animated sitcom about some very ordinary, average guys. But it wasn’t until they pointed it out that it fully registered with me. Although I had earlier been aware of a distinct odor in the air, even from inside my apartment, that to me seemed like someone lighting more than one or two candles. But only knows, we all thought, how bad it must have been in the Boundary Waters, before making it down this far, as one would think that in those many hundreds of miles the bulk of the smoke would have dissipated to the ground. Canoeists would have stood, in their boats, in wonder.
But the show would go on, once this weekend came. It was the once a month, or so it would seem, pro wrestling extravaganza at Hop N Barrel. You could tell a block away by the loud thuds on the mat as the combatants landed. The one I heard most loudly, followed by a count of three that was much faster than the usual two-and-a-half, resulted in the crowning of a wrestler only known by the emcee as OSG, which I will guess stands for Ol’ Samson God. A couple of cyclists happened by on the adjacent sidewalk, and paused, also in wonder. Removing a helmet or two, if I recall, in the homage these guys always get.
One of the wranglers not in the ring at that moment, all decked out in face paint, was manning a merch booth, and munching on what I can only assume was a protein snack. For smacking down.

This starts out vague, as there will be — non-spoiler alert — a lengthy post to wrap up these wandering thoughts when the time becomes right, and this dance with words has parallels to the classic metal song Dance of Death. And at least one other. All through these two men and more, and their demise, come way too soon, but bringing it all to the fore again.

June 13th, 2023

They were the men that woulda, shoulda, coulda been king, in their own way, limited but still boundless.

When is a touchdown more than just another six-point into seven score?
When it propels a fullback named Franco into the annals of football history. He grabbed at knee-height a wayward fourth-down throw after a ricochet of far more than one yard-marker’s length, the longest we have seen, then snaked his way into the end zone to win an early Super Bowl for the Pittsburg Steelers. But although he beat the football odds hands down, he could not cheat death, as was seen earlier this year.
And the name Franco just keeps on popping up since then. (More of that below, in the next sentence and beyond).
It happened that the following day after his death, I saw a video of a singer, not sure if its rap or salsa, who is a third piece of the lookalike puzzle. And three more are listed below the pullout that follows.

 

— So now we’ll also list this. The Wild Badger in New Richmond is again adding to its already well-stocked lineup of deejays, with the mainstays being Kris Holiday and DJ Kurt. But now in one of his relatively new engagements at The Badger, DJ Winn is onboard upfront on Saturday. And after seven days and nights follow, its the band Theory, which despite the theme of this overall post does not necessarily invoke the rockers Theory Of A Dead Man.

Two blocks north, on Thursday at the Friday Memorial Library, its the first of the summer’s Let’s Get Trivical, with the questions asked being much more specific than usual and featuring a summer recreation vibe with a “beach” theme. On July 20 the topic will be “hydration.” And there regularly are many of the tools for yard games available for checkout. So go for the trivia and stay for the Jarts and more. —

 
It could be said that the man behind the “Immaculate Reception” is larger than life. The same has been said of a man who would, suddenly, foretell to the world and then go out there and sell the concept, to the benefit of many people, as he hawked and helped so many with his uncanny abilities as yes, a psychic. Though not models, they share a similar distinct look that demands attention, and begs for ongoing requests, formal and informal and journalistic, for re-visitation. Just like their defining and sometimes seeming supernatural ability. And they pass muster, even if they are based on mostly a single “pass.”
Franco H. was black and Joe M. dark-skinned Greek, with also the same hairstyle in an uncanny number of fronts, build and beard. Franco H lived for quite a few years longer, chalk it up to an athlete’s training regime. They have the same length of legacy, especially among those who loved them. Even if only a lowkey sports fan, you had to watch that infamous catch and even longer run every once in a while. Turn on again, and tune the replay back in.
(And Joe M has other lookalikes, from diverse walks of life. A guy in a Goodfellas-type hospital bed get-shot scenario. The man in a commercial wrapped in only a towel, running down the street to chase down a delivery truck, and I think it was of a fave pizza. I saw this on TV again yesterday, and was reminded of Joe M, as in his wide girth, making his presence even more felt. And even the expressive with hands — like Franco’s catch — lead singer in a band called Metaklapa, a choir of five Croatian men applying their traditional style of a-cappella folk music to heavy metal cover songs.)
As I prepared this post over time, I kept on stumbling across the name Franco in various artistic endeavors, from movies to music. Putting a perpetually poignant face on my post.
But back to that infamous TD, which took far less then a TO to play out, but still long for a pass play. Even after what already seemed a miracle, there was that nagging doubt of whether he would actually get to the goal-line. Or get tripped up at the one-yard-line as time expired. Similar questioning of the eventual outcome for Joe M although he never really had a fear — but became so immersed in other peoples’ lives that he expressed a yearning to simply go meet his maker — it was a matter of when not if. The definitively defining day in the sun, or son, for him that set him well upon his course, and riding on his horse, was more like 19 minutes of the total 20 he used, in their exactness of meaning, as he defined for me my life, and so uncannily and accurately what was to come. Another turn of 180. Both set and/or viewed at a sports bar, with some circumstances we can all relate to, but still in other ways completely their own thing.
Simply put, he read the handwriting on the wall and palm after being pulled away from a game of pool, of a situation that had not been seen before, in that initial conversation of less than a half-hour, then predicted with stunning ability what would happen in that realm, for me and many others, for many years afterward. Joe M was a longtime psychic who said he’d never seen anything like my circumstances. He got wrapped up in this revelation and it was his bittersweet joy and his demise. He did not see 50, dying of what was officially termed a heart attack, but brought about by terrible stress, essentially giving his live for his newfound cause.
I have been vague, but this is The Never-Ending Story with many dozens of chapters to cover, so for another post. Suffice it to say, he stumbled into the much-needed helping along of a very tight relationship that had been sabotaged, and the emotional pain trickled down into a broad network of like-minded people that was represented in what looks like an old-school computer flow chart, and worked to eventually right the ship through a very long and arduous process that sucked him in, via a scenario that could change the conversation involving some of the basic tenets of psychology.
I was one of those he helped “save.” We assume its been — and coming up again through death and eulogy — the same necessary though vicarious result for his lookalike. Although not someone I would spend my every minute with, let it now be known Joe M, you are my Blood Brother.

Joe W thus says a true goodbye to Joe M. Rest In Psychic-ness, as best you can.

There is a madman (madcap drummer?) inside my head that keeps nagging at me, gnawing at me, quoting Kinks. Actually it’s my editor(s). So here is how a writer builds up a neurosis when the computer screen fails in so many ways and you have to start anew with your precious prose and the deadline is two minutes to midnight away. Events will not restart later, although sometimes I wish they could. Like last week. But wait, salvation …

June 8th, 2023

So I gotta retool. Fast. And these are not gigs when you can be a diva and show up late to the stage, and have a opening act do a second encore as a coverup for you. Paranoia will destroy ya. But neurosis lives on, to fight another day, assuming the wifi works again. Like it just now has.

It all only started, I think, with planned obscelliscence.
The old and often unreliable types of computer programming indeed programmed my brain. And if you read this website long enough, or not that long at all, you will see what this long post is getting at. Timely, shimely. Technology is not always your friend, and its shortcomings can back you up in publishing things that suddenly go blip in the night — and isn’t that when we do most of our deadline stuff?

— Baldwin’s June Bug Days has been replaced by Windmill Days, a couple of years ago, but there still are loads of things to do, much more than any other area summer festival. Multiple music acts, of course, but you would expect that. All kinds of other entertainment, arts and crafting stuff, demos and their specialty, many ethnic as in Dutch themes to-dos. It goes on all weekend, to complete its longer than usual for such fests, five-day run.

Along an established line, the be-as-it-May-month-message-board on the wall at Ziggy’s has been blank for June bands. But they make up for it with posters, individual ones for their week’s seven days, on the door of the elevator (yes they have one). Most notably, positioned to the right and downward corner is the Saturday night live act, Pop Syndrome. They’ve been around long enough for treatments for and to their … syndrome. —

Do you ever get the jitters when you hit the next button on the computer that you might lose everything you gained when hitting the hundreds of buttons beforehand? Call me the product of my profession, as I recall far enough back, before there was anything like backup available, to still have bad dreams about VDTs and dialup internet, and their very frequent failures. Made the old manual typewriter seem easier and maybe even more efficient.
So you’d think the only real aspect of this I still have to worry about — at least at first thought — would be a no-brainer to withstand.
I would not have drafted that draft button, would I have known, or at least put full faith in it, as I get caught up on when is the last time, even in seconds not minutes, that the “saved draft” appears and eases my fears, but did it really work that way? Did I see it out of the corner of my eye?
So yesterday’s news can break down in the save process and need to be refashioned as todays, as I lost my post prior to this last weekend I was working for, but not until I was at its end and ready to strike “publish.” Ouch, in those last few minutes, my wifi went out.
Backing up, my popular website, which you are now reading, has a quirk that came about when — gee I don’t really know why — it became clear that when I cut and paste to post in an inside department, it will also appear, as you have seen very recently, as my lead story. Obviously, some posts have more merit then others, so they go inside. But there is not a save button to hit to secure this process and section of posting, I’m taking my chances. If the wifi that I am just newly doing becomes overloaded within the overall network, with too many users at peak times, I run the danger of losing it and having to start over — and even after that maybe get the same result. This is when I need the autosave feature to save me, but it doesn’t accept it as a draft right away, as there are gaps before the protocol again takes precedence. Like just a few days ago. Got all that?!? I wish only for the technical mastery of Audioslave in Like A Stone and its understated but powerfully whining guitar.
It is a total pain to redo such typing, because of the obvious redundancy of content, repeating in your brain. But then sometimes I’ll remember to put in more detail and not keep it so short, rather than rushing to beat time, before the network crashes and my post essentially becomes invisible, at least until I redo it.. So Sometimes Goodbye To A First Draft Is A Second Chance.
But this doesn’t scare me nearly as much as the old VDT, the size of an all-metal refrigerator, and not the college dorm variety, where it was hard to even go back and edit before the page often would go poof! No quarter here, in more ways than one. Or the dialup where you’d not even get the screech like a wounded animal — or wayward reporter — to complete your writing and then send, before you would get that awful blank screen without any flickering lights gazing back at you.
So here we go with Joe psychoanalyzing himself and lining up his neuroseses, most of which we can all relate to, in roughly the order they appeared in his life. I reference via Dr. Phil the difference between anxiety (like someone simply yelling snake without any backup context) and the idea of that same person actually placing a snake down in front of you.
So here we go …
That nasty you just might have a virus message appears. Do you think on the fly, that if you just shut down and turn off your computer, the problem will go away. Doesn’t seem likely and I don’t know the merits of that line of thought, but it gives you comfort and a sense of hope that the one button you hit will fix the difficulty. So your computer won’t virtually explode and you can be allowed to continue anew. Also, when you have to click a button — any button or should I call it key — to make your screen saver revert itself back to what you had open on your desktop, you always choose to strike M not any other vowel or consunant. Am I a bit OCD too?
Do you ever hesitate to firmly and totally, and thus irretrievably although the techno among us might know an avenue, delete something by sending it to trash? You know you’ve had that angst. Fear of the dark?
Or to delete a long string of words as part of a search so you can’t be trafficked, if looking at something that’s a no no — even if just browsing for a second or two or just selecting preview and is that a mitigating factor? — and then not bring in as much reader traffic as your computer dies?
So put it on a flash drive. But can that boatload of letters, stories and other documents ever just disappear from the flash drive if it sets in your drawer, or in the sun too long? Living that shelf life too much in the sun?
And even if you don’t lose emails, and they are there right in front of you for the moment, did you remember to strike both reply AND send. Anxiety in the moments before you check your box to see that it announces, formally, that the message has been sent. And when your screen saver comes on with its beauty scenery, is the scene that you might have lost everything that got typed up and then is momentarily replaced by cool color patterns.
Hey, you highlight something with the good old cut and paste, and fear that if you hit a backspace to delete the extra typo in the sentence below — Type O Negative? — you will have been deprived of more than that one letter, as what you had highlighted will go bye bye. There is the undo button, but did you already use it, for something even prior that you’re trying to get back to where it once belonged? Or if you keep multiple windows open, are there too many in regulation?
And as far as regulation, to go back a couple of decades, what are some of the rules, as I did a gig for Patch for a few months, back when wifi wasn’t as widely and wildly popular, and wasn’t even wellknown. Supposed to publish from my home computer. But as is my theme today, it went down, part on my end and part on theirs. Double trouble. What did my editor say? Find the nearest bar and grill and piggyback by using their inhouse wifi. Just don’t partake in things you should not while on the job. As I unlike he, had no expense account. Being so fish out of water, I did something he considered fishy and just waited until the next day. That did not go over well, as a sports team and their game waited.
All these things can be resolved with time, but that isn’t always there as seconds tick away. Like the recent White House announcement that a debt ceiling pact had been reached. It took them weeks to put together a bill that granted, was likely much longer than one of my stories. Sometimes most of us work best under pressure. But that puts on almost as much pressure on as when, again, a screen goes poof.
Or when the speaker of the house realized that his speaker was not on when his last arguments were being made. So retool. Now that’s real pressure.
A thing that’s somewhat less so is if your car is on fumes and the gas station if still a half-mile away. We’ve all been there at some point. Easier, since the period of angst is spread out over close to a minute, rather than that one strident moment of pure terror. Much the same with backing up your files. The short-term is that its one less thing to have to do, and any consequence for not doing so is off in the future. Backup to the future?

The three-day weekend is past before becoming four, but some of its specials persist, at least four signs worth by my math, so don’t take a pass on it. Read all about it first, then trek on down to a very diverse downtown with these deals. (Even here).

May 30th, 2023

Four different and diverse ways/deals/offers/specials. Some seasonal, as we have spring/summer. Some shandies, or quite shady as from Sam Adams.
The 4 North salon, as it says on its signs, will get you as tan-ready — multiple times already — as my new, fresh-off-college, friend/twice-a-week bartender at The Agave, only nights, and doing service as a day server once a week, giving her a window of time for tanning. To mash some of the 4 North messages together and paraphrase: “Let” us spring forth and get your hair set for summer with a new do, since you needed a break after we did you up for spring break. Lest you stay too light in skin tone. To avoid this, just leave it all on the floor, veer left and go in the door. But not for lettuce. That would be up on The Hill.
When Winter turns to summer and its shandies, seasonal varieties need to be discounted, as known by this average Joe, whose last name is Winter. Leading the way is the dark Winter-named variety by Sam Adams. (Do Gomez and Morticia know about this? Wednesday is not of age, until her Thursday birthday. If it makes her 21, that will be the ultimate rager.) So hey, when I found that for a short time, you and/or I can get it in the sign-on-it-says shopping cart up-front at The Spirit Seller, for only $5.99. Dangerous bit of knowledge.
The Kwik Trip last chance Friday delivery is/was at 50 cents, and in this new summer season you could get a gallon of ice cream for under five bucks — minus said fee. Right Said Fred on a good Friday. He adds on his social media site that what goes round (like his small tush) comes around, so there will soon be a revisiting of this special, as well as a new concert tour, (just embellishing very broadly). This ice cold treat was billed as a hot deal to melt for. So much so, for need of further explanation, that the minimum was listed at $5, followed by a plus sign, followed by an asterisk, followed by a period.
Also shown on a sign. “Waiting for a sign? This sign might be that sign.” Come on in and take advantage of what the specials on their sign say — they being Bennett’s. You don’t even have to sign up. This effort was earlier announced with chalk on the sidewalk; much like had been done years earlier when this building housed something far different, the Dibbo’s rock club.

Memorial Day. So a meme. Or instead sung with poignance and (semi-softer?) power by the likes of Sabaton and Lemmy, the prominently new and older storytellers of history via music. With a new tack from a new track. Honor the soldier, if not the politician. And cry your eyes out.

May 30th, 2023

Here are two WWI-tuned tearjerkers for you too, from YouTube, that aren’t simply anti-war rants, and come from metalheads when they tone down the guitar and ramp up the emotion along the lines of what soldiers are thinking while their collective lives are on the line. And do a tribute to those who faced the unfaceable.
“Paschendale” by Iron Maiden is lyrically superb, verse after verse. They get at the guts of horrible trench warfare and spill it out in front of you. And after the ’80s, their war themes became lyrics fodder for so many other bands.
Then of course there’s “1916,” and the brand new Sabaton version (and they have so many vital historical lessons like this one that focus on the little known) is impossible to view without being touched, but I like better the far-earlier one of the late Lemmy of Motorhead, who normally is a rather raspy screamer, engagingly a bit hoarse, but still has soul. This track is just beautiful, even the strains of Lemmy’s toned-down vocals.
At first I thought that this song, like some war epics, was too romanticed with the soft lilt in their otherwise strong voices, as war is just plain ugly. But it gets into the psychology of the soldier’s mind, and what they need and invariably don’t get, then tells the tale of the horrors of war in a way that’s not really graphic, but in its simplicity still has powerful lines. And Iron Maiden’s many anti-war anthems are more palatable because of their theatric and operatic, high-energy nature, making them seem almost like advocacy. But people still say such songs just make them inexplicably joyful.
These are, first and foremost, a call to not only pay tribute to the fallen warriors, and the loved ones left behind, but make sure their stories will forever be told. And coax others, listeners and artists, to do the same. Never forget.
Not since Metallica’s masterpiece video, One, has there been such an overwhelmingly strong case made for a cause and belief (euthanasia). One that will turn you into a blubbering mess of tears. And you might not last a minute.
I recognize that chiseled-chin, slightly turned-up look. I’ve seen it when saying goodbye to friends. Trying to be stoic only moments before completely falling apart. So here is an exercise: Look at 1916 all the way through, to see if you can identify the musical reactor in a transition period, and squirming and fidgeting with things like fingers touching face and even forehead — at the moments when the singer delivers an especially poignant line.
As I wrote earlier, every generation has its own strengths, and moreso challenges, some more trying then others. But here’s been nothing like this, and its ilk.
Adding to it are the motions of the singer with his arms, and the occasional fist, closed or extended, that seem to be just pleading for a better way, honoring the dead as demonstrated by leading a filmed march through a street of one of the England towns that literally lost all its men of service age in just a day or two.
Even bad-ass metal guys, like reactor David Heretic, can have an emotional meltdown.
How’d it play out?
At the second word of the second line into the song, Heretic is tearing up already.
A few minutes later, eyes at length not dry, he noted there’s 3:41 still left, even if mostly credits. But it is cool to give length credit to those other than creditors.
This reaction became a well-chosen rant, among the three types of analysis he cites during intros.
As a fitting counterpoint, the cello as soft lead is maxed out, again, in a still minimum way.
In the depths of the evening, I looked at more reactions to 1916. The reactor was so touched that she wasn’t just misty-eyed, she was sobbing. And even a GERMAN couple was left speechless, and in the final minutes of analysis had a meltdown. I’d never seen a European with eyes so bloodshot from tears. The same for a “Viking,” even though he comes from a culture that formerly practiced cruel war and raiding methods.
I’m sorry, said some of these reactors, especially the Germans, when their eyes grew moist. Sorry for what? Being human?
It’s powerful with a cathartic subpoint that gets you revved up, but at the same time it leave you disgusted and angry and even a bit sick to your gut, not the norm of such songs which usually are oddly inspirational.
A reactor’s takeaway on why to view: Do it for me. And do it for you.
Just looked at the “1916” video and historical commentary again, multiple times. Interesting just how spot-on it is as far as historical fact. Also, although a tribute to fallen soldiers, it is tinged with sarcasm. And it turns out that part of the song is a criticism of enforced conscription — “we added two years to our ages.” When those 16-year-olds did that so they could sign-up, rules were bent and they were accepted. Regarding their race to take up arms, even though not yet men, their piss and vinegar just took them in, but not like a mother’s arms.
Until you look at history, you more fully understand the line, “we were food for the gun.” To start the battle, 10,000 untrained volunteer soldiers were marched for strategic reasons — I hate that — into a barrage of machine gun bullets. “Plunging on into certain death,” to again bring in Maiden lyrics and Up the Irons.
Noteworthy, too, is that in the cover art for Motorhead’s version, there are almost a dozen flags, the biggest a British, but also even Chinese and Russian. Also noteworthy is the absence of a U.S. flag, only one for Lemmy’s Motorhead.
Shown were a slowly marching Muslim, laid-flat black man with scarred and scared face looking skyward, helmeted Roman soldier/Centurian, four men on horses, young women bucking the trend with very short hair, and Orientals, but not a ninja. There also were shown twice, when it comes to those Japanese, and even a British fighter pilot who is a woman and looking dapper in her uniform to get a Madonna vibe as she emerges from a bombed out building. (Lemmy as such, has been accused of being a Nazi sympathizer, but in truth he just collects their attire and related items because he thinks that many military uniforms present a striking, how should I say this, professionalism. He is a complex man.) Air and ground elements brought together. And there’s a guitar guy decked out in, theme here, Revolutionary War garb.
At times a score of 11 is given by a reactor, maxing out beyond the top ten. When: Let Vin and Sori tell you: Only when the song is required listening for all human beings.
Over a million lives were lost, in total, in this battle and the 1916 video clip gives a breakdown of when and how fast. One startling figure was that more than 300,000 were killed in short order just to gain a few miles of turf. I think it was only the equivalent of five kilometers. One soldier died every 4.4 seconds.
I sent a message to a friend, about her father, and said while getting ahead of myself that he was killed in battle. But still, a set of war injuries sent him on a long and slow, downward spiral that led to death, even if not directly or immediately. Our takeaway: If he had fallen right away, she never would have been born.
What is a life worth? Apparently in this case, one-50,000th of a mile, Heretic said.
Or it might be asked, of all oppressors, what cost is a person’s soul worth?
No form of music has more power to transform than metal. Even if done in ballad form.

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