Hudson Wisconsin Nightlife

Then Father’s Day was near, and darn I was at the nightclub late doing a music review, and I forgot to send a card … But a phone call will do, next morning with the operator placing the call Old School for good measure, especially if your dad is like Jim Croce… He had that (musical) Question, it seems. You know we’ll have a good time then!

June 14th, 2021

I was just thinking about the song Question by the Moody Blues. All is much like dad at his best and not so best. So read on from front and center in this web site for the that apt, I think, take on dad, you know the kind we all have. And oh yeah, he reminded me that I haven’t posted something recently under the heading Where Did You See It? As in which nightclub. Maybe since Mother’s Day? Ouch! He gave me until the next business day, or he’ll ride my butt. That’s Dad. The ultimate worker himself. Love ya dad!
(I did get that quintessential question in, it turned out, just a couple of days late. So if you will, Fool, fool, look for the answer, in that department of the jester and roadie).

Dad looks at the grill. Then he looks away. It looks lonely. So he dives in, even though Father’s Day is still much more than a day away. And though dad will never get into stage diving, he might have been moved by some of the music the week before.

June 12th, 2021

The band Critical Mass marches through Ziggy’s on Friday, June 11, and if you miss this music and more don’t have a cow but later maybe eat one too, as there will be another shot at all things festive this next weekend and not just Sunday. And we all know what we’re talking about here, because many dads will let it be known – then insist they didn’t.
Why this early with this post? Yes, dad can have the patience of a saint with all of us, but when it comes to grilling out, he just can’t wait another week.
And does not dad on Dad’s Day truly love a group that can swing more firmly than most through country-rock bordering regularly on classic rock and more — think La Grange for starters? (Written while popping in to see him on Grange Avenue). And those at-times progressive rants just might lead him to critical mass, as can with a certain girth, all the extras he puts on his brats when he a bit slowly works into the groove, then really hits it. Then goes bowling, but only on special days these days, to wear it all off, from the “spare” ribs anyone?
So, not to challenge your expertise – know better than that — but coming soon to these pages are some tips/musings so that you won’t be grilled by your guests with the ultimate for the same-old, same-old – ugh, another hot dog? Unless it’s a Chicago style hot dog on steroids met with numerous and creative condiment additions and substitutions –slather on more than one differing but related sauce to make it the spice of life — and also met with the many kinds of meats gleaned from the Germans. How is cheddar-wurst on for size, literally, and definitely not just on the side, for such a treatment? But I am getting ahead of myself.
So, there is a cure that includes anything you can grill and dress it up further, that’s both specific and many times over, so stay tuned.

Roberts muslc fest and more is back being bold and beautiful with Boondoggle and boatloads of other bands, starting Friday

June 4th, 2021

You might want to bypass Hugo good neighbor days and instead go stabbing westward, defined as trekking into western Wisconsin to Roberts, for their festival of the same name this weekend. Why? They have Boondoggle! They’ll kick things off on Friday. The decades-old band of local troubadours will bring their familiar and family-friendly favorites — as they have even rocked local church fests — that have stood the test of time with their tall-man take on light rock and country, to the stage at 9 p.m. as headliners. Opening for them is a group with their own signature style, with an at-times different end of the ying vs. yang. TFW & the Hooligans take the stage at 7 p.m.. and like all good warm-up bands, they up up tempo a little with a bit more attitude The two bands with the double flaming ohs will certainly leave you oohing and ahing.
They will be joined by an onslaught of other acts to oogle at Good Neighbor Days on Saturday and Sunday, featuring the best towns along Interstate 94 with jogs just to the north can bring.

The theme of different ends of the musical spectrum is extended when Hellkat — a fitting name since the Roberts Lions Club runs the show — roars in with their slightly bad-boy licks on Saturday at, again, 7 p.m. with more fireworks to include your other senses to follow because, well, their is a fireworks display by the people at Phantom at dusk. Then at 9, its Paisan and The Family Brass, who broke onto the regional scene a few years back by starting with a harder rockin’ sound, and then added other instrumental twists and their sound evolved.
And then that theme of musical differences again is extended, and thus is good for the varied listeners of many differing tastes who attend at the fest, with its Good News. Being a Sunday, the fact that this group is the featured act is fitting, as the name says it all: Music by By Faith. And that redundant wording isn’t a typo; as many of the people in the audience would say you can’t say it too often. Check it out and see what you think at 1 p.m. right after church.
By the way, there even is a Good Neighbor Days that plays in outstate Minnesota. But I’d guess you’ll be happy you headed this way instead.

Memorial Day is fast upon us, and the virus is now staying back in the corner, so the tunes we have been waiting for are here now more than almost a year ago, and Prescott with Muddy Waters and Scabs Place is leading the resurgence

May 29th, 2021

They are South Of Heaven, (that’s a  good thing), as the heavy metal song says, so Prescott being less than a half-hour’s trip on the flip side of the Hudson-area is helping lead the way for the return of music to the St. Croix River Valley, both Wisconsin and Minnesota.

The biggies are open again, to the cheers of their faithful! The singular strains of Scottie Miller will be at the regionally famed Muddy Waters Saloon in Prescott on Sunday from 3-7 p.m. The bar is known for its music and a promise made by a manager in spring, to begin hosting it again in the early days of summer, was followed. The staff has been working so hard for you, they have been given the next day off.

The continuing music this spring/summer continues at Scabs Place in Prescott with the YaYa Boys, two guys and two guitars, at 4 p.m. on Monday, Memorial Day. It shows off its view of the St. Croix River from the tunes on the deck.

Musicians say it has been hard to get many gigs during the heyday of the virus, but that it would come back if we all bide our time. The rollout of bands playing that also has been prompted by the lifting of all virus-related restrictions on Minnesota bars, has thus far been a marathon, not a sprint. There was not the sharp spike you might see on their volume meter, because booking bands once the state and county announcements were made so quickly does not happen overnight, much like grill and bars that have had trouble finding enough now-more-needed wait staff. Some of these venues, especially to the south end of our coverage area, have had waits of up to an hour to get served, or maybe even get in, during the height of the two-state differential, reps said.

As  related point, First Avenue in Minneapolis is now back with concerts about a year after its shades were shuddered, and the stage of a heavy band were not the only thing blackened. There are Hudson-area bands that also have at times played the adjoining Seventh Street Entry, now also being opened.

Until death do us part, from the past and recent music scene, karaoke, and even what’s on that car stereo, as they are Memorialized on this weekend and forever, along with those who have served in other ways

May 28th, 2021

Lately, there has been on the bar scene the life and death of Riley, several times over.

I have noticed on the last few Wednesdays and their karaoke at The Nutty Squirrel in River Falls, this person has been eulogized like THEIR life depended on it, on a sign behind the karaoke-meister. Better then even tribute band could do to many other rockers. So much so that if I spelled the name wrong, I’m sure they’d boo me off the stage. And please take that route if you can’t find in in your heart to forgive me for being glib, rather take to heart “Remembered and not forgotten.”

Also of note in that vein, there was the talented musician who died too soon, now that social distancing rules are being eased or completely revoked. If only this orchestra type out in New York could have hung out too very much longer, as he and his wife, who I met at a class reunion for my wife (the former was the only one who could make it, as she was batching it, for a reason). They had made their relationship work, despite her being home in Minnesota, which has to be the ultimate victory despite the odds, over social distancing. “I hear you calling but I can’t come home right now. Me and the boys are playing, and we just can’t find the sound. Just a few more hours and I’ll be back home to you … what can I do?”

Sometimes not that much, unfortunately, as was  seen by a friend recently as characterizing the passing of Luther Vandrous and a bit over five years ago, Prince, not to mention Bill Withers. None them were being greatly eulogized on the radio, he said despite their differing styles while aptly cranking the car stereo and then … that song came on, you know the one … And a lullaby by Luther too.

<<And now lets get political, political>>

The afterdeath of this post just has to include the passing of a politician, since the time ago it takes to navigate the length of the river he loved, and get the St. Croix on National Wild And Scenic Rivers protection, although it only goes so far, for so long.

Sen. Walter Mondale was much more than halfway in his efforts at such conservation, although his beloved Minnesota could only claim half-frontage of the in some places wide and in some places narrow stream. (I wonder what he would think, after its salvage for future generations to use or abuse, the ongoing erosion of the Apple River tributary from tubing. Further north resort rivers have held out their pristine nature longer). So the connection of his Deeds Definitely Not Done Dirt Cheap makes his passing applicable for a nightlife post, especially since the tubing now has finally, fully opened up again, basically becoming official in this time, the agreed-upon first week of summer, where everyone is now being said to hit the outdoors again like demons, like the fans at an Ozzy concert).

So the fit with politics today is thus appropo in this statement attributed to Mondale:  We did what was right, followed the rules, and were fair. Mondale 101, or is it 470?

Last on the list of statements made, at the turn of the year, that could turn the world on its ear if taken out on context. “The year 2020 also saw the deaths of the pope and the queen …” Oh, it continued to say, “praying for those who died.”

 

Joining the crowd and more than trio of voices (mixing the secular and non) on Easter and on April calendars; and adding occasional discontent with the ATF, and their target of the Cajun Club, despite multiple promises to put it on the straight and narrow by a couple of new couples as owners. You could say the butler did it …

May 20th, 2021

Easter eggs? Here are the signs.
The word on the marquee at Agave Kitchen says it for the season, as in the message behind the metal lyrics of (fittingly) Dance of Death: There is more to life then is dreamt of in your philosophy. (Depending on what it is).
Agave as in past years, has provided a take for the secular world (not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with that or in them doing that).
First, on Good Friday: “JC did it for you.” (Thought at first that was saying Happy Birthday, but that was a different season). Then two days later, and we know what that is: “He is Risen.” Still up on Easter Monday. Irrespective of where you lie, there is a (greater) truth here that plays out into so, so many other truths, on all sides. (Listening to Slayer — of Pilate? — while I write this. Good stuff, seriously.)
And then the sign that has appeared on the door, all are welcome here including all races, colors, creeds, genders, persuasions, orientations, ages, dogs (only on the patios?), frogs (maybe not the legs as says Ozzy?), and hogs (most likely not unless they’re bikers?)
Down the way, the sign Hoppy to See You, but closed on Easter, as was written for so many places you wouldn’t expect to be open anyway, but Dunn Brothers had open written on their door. And Mallard’s at a whole 9 a.m. for their brunch.
And then calendars: They all had Passover (although one added the word starts), and Easter of course, and Earth Day and even Eid al-Fitr (not sure what that is, but I expect the last two observances are linked). But not on my Alma Mater of Blugold, that being UW-Eau Claire that did have the Athletics Foundation Gift thingee to scan,, but listed on the Shiner Children’s Hospital version are Good Friday and Palm Sunday and even Orthodox Easter.

Has the Ragin’ Cajun returned? Strong drink fuels the desire to take in more tip-top dance routines.
The Cajun Club in Houlton has one of the longest tenures of any exotic dance club in the greater St. Croix County area. But just three words into this post, you can see why Twin Citians sometimes cross(ed) over from Stillwater to partake.
But any number of years back, there was a new trend. A couple of different couples, one duo then the other, took over the reins and both vowed to clean things up a bit. One of them lived in the area and doubled as a karaoke crew at places in their stomping grounds, and the latter of the two were from The Cities, and they did a full remodel of this club that had a (rather dark) decore and such, much like the old Dibbo’s rock club in Hudson.
But the club was in the news recently for liquor license violations, including alleged refilling of bottles of booze. The owners have said they had no knowledge of this, and that it was the doing of a manager that got them all legally stung after the running of a sting of sorts by the ATF, which for some reason seemed to put such an investigation high on their agenda.
I see some contributing factors. The Twin Citian owners were hardly ever onsite day to day, so you could see why they just might not have known, and why this was not as much as you’d think be right under their nose, and they were literally blindsided by the accusations. The venue has typically had managers who lasted longer than most at this post than is typical in the service industry, so a level of trust may have been built. And the bar area had remained fully separate from that where the dancing took place — as you had to walk by a room with pool tables and then through a big and plush curtain before you’d even know the other is there, so it was almost free-standing and possibly leaving room for mischief to be done and be unseen. But inside that huge room, literally a dance hall, added were a bar-rail and more prominent VIP rooms.
All this really hit after a hearing was held in front of the public, and complaints were aired, but in this rich and proper area, no matter how much bouncers managed activity, you’d probably have any number of residents eager to get things off their chest. And again going back years, this was not the first time for such a hearing, but that for another time.

The ears have it. Flying into this pre-Christmas season like now as maybe even a pre-adverted Advent. So we focus not on nosily flared noses, but those pointy things worn aside the head of both bad-haired bosses and Spocks and at times by our fighting materialism with sorta-labor-strike elves. In a place such as the Pole. Unless employed by Amazon.
Yes in downtown Hudson there were shrieks of joy not only from transfixed kids and adults with careful cameras, as they negotiated in their minds their peers posed mostly motionless in the small shopping room windows with only an occasional movement to make their ears and eyes perk up, but those with those lobes held in place as they swirled drinks at Ziggy’s. Yes two of the cocktail waitresses were dressed down to the toes like elves and also up to such flared ears, and in one case even a single sprig of mistletoe, as multiples would be scandalous. And even down to the piano player (more on those who trade off on the keys later) there were strings of multi-colored lights around their necks. This was the aftermath of Halloween with more such oblong ears, also seen on a vivid older woman dressed like a The Doors poster who added she’s only revisiting her childhood — as it was her sister who was the true Woodstock aspiree.
More on that this simple eve before Christmas? A simply named band, many more members than letters, is now doing doors at Dick’s Bar in Hudson, showing the (party) favor of the Lucky Dog and its beer, and also free samples of appetizers and also pudding concoctions.

This just in from my database, admittedly provided by the Russians.
We all have seen are mailboxes getting more and more full of political pointers of the same size and glossiness.
And I am assuming that all you HudsonWiNightlife readers are astute enough to be familiar with the out-of-control-monster even days after Halloween that are “franking” privileges, and we are not talking Frankenstein and his ilk, even though he’s been standing taller and looming larger by the day. Rather, this is about the frankly invasive to our mailboxes stuffing of ads where politicos are offered free mailing rights to tell their constituents via the post office how they are battling such Russians and doing other wonderful things for our populace, with no questions asked like would be the case with an actual press-monitored debate. And there are fewer of these, it seems, and my Associated Press contact way out in California told me that in my neck of the woods there are many cases where their stringer reporters are not being allowed access to polling places!
But there is no free lunch, unless with a lobbyist. Someone has to eventually pay for the extra white cube trucks needed to provide feet on the floor for franking.
So, that stat I promised. It turns out that a full 13 percent or so of the mounting national debt is because of franking privilege abuse. Or so say my sources, and I think they are in the Kremlin. Not sure. But they do add that of that tally, 87 percent is part and parcel of The Obstructionist Party (TOP not GOP), even though they are the ones most likely to say they have the Divine — and they often invoke God — Plan to kick debt to the curb.
More on such God Awful Government (GAG) in the coming days.

Here and thereafter, are the two Saving Graces of those who as far as lack of getting the word out, still gain some ungainly Halloween game.
The Smilin’ Moose in Hudson has a total prize value on Saturday — this holiday-time around on one night only — in quadruple digits. Even the understated has an attraction here, like the white-chalk-rubbed feet/hands (not sure which) and heads on the windows looking out into the night.
And understated as an understatement at The Wild Badger in New Richmond, is the banner that flanks around over the size of three booths, and says/promises this — also a Saturday — will be a Night To Dismember. So take that, with your costume choice. They have a take on it unlike others, where there is a battle of the dueling deejays. Do they both play Thriller?

The Iron What? That was the ending chant, before encores (plural).
So here we go with official Geek Out II to my now back-in-concert Maiden.
And you think there is not prophecy in music? Or just accidental genius?
Back in the day, think 1970s, there was this cool tidbit, or more, that now comes around again.
Recently, the Russians, notate that, got in a spot with their warlike move into Crimea. As in defeated. Because in large part of very Bad Intelligence.
How so, decades ago?
Then there was Maiden and their most popular song, one of their earliest, called The Trooper. It was about a crucially bad move into — Crimea — made by their fellow Brits where they got slaughtered in a long past war with yes, Russia, based on in their end faulty CIA type stuff.
What goes round comes around? History repeats itself?
And if we don’t learn from it … A Maiden sequel over what has been, with their music, a call to prevent having no more music, as in as Morrison said, The End.

Hey, does not Ziggy’s have a place in Stillwater also?
But it the Hudson version where I found that — gasp! — I had forgotten that this weekend was Lumberjack Days in Stillwater. I’d recollected that it was actually in August and had wanted to hit them up for an ad, as they might bite the bullet as this fine website is getting to have more and more traffic. Like Stillwater. And not the Old School band by that name. So give me back my bullets.
But there is a backstory. As always. So back up. And not traffic.
A cool dude and his significant other were sitting at the bar, putting bread in the jar of bartender, since the piano man would not start for another two hours. So minds wandered …
What is the killer Hudson rock fest that is in August. After the proverbial Booster Days and the art and music in the park event in September. We kept on ruminating on that, coming back to it again and again and querying each other like Quora. There was this aspect that we had seen and that, but what was the object in question? We joked — OK I did — that we would remember in our sleep at 3 a.m. and call each other.
I added that as the Twin Cities presence in Hudson nightlife becomes more and more marketable, smaller fests are being added, although they are not promoted as actively and stay under the radar. I thought there was another artsier one coming up next month, but I was told I had another thing coming. Then it all hit us like a divine revelation from above — big overstatement — that this weekend was the killer summer fest that is Lumberjack Days. So we googled. It had not been held, Covid constraints, since 2019 and again, had been off our collective radar.
So all these reasons may have been to blame for our lack of recall. But hey, Stillwater is kind of buttoned up, although PBS plays well there, so here is a thought as to why. In verse.
Apologies if I slightly misquote Chapman and the chaps from Monty Python:
“I’m a lumberjack I’m OK, I work all night and I sleep all day. I like to pick up sailors, dress in women’s clothing and hang out in (Stillwater?) bars.”
Not exactly the Chamber of Commerce fight song. They might fight that.

What with this being the ebb after Good Friday, and still a bit before Easter, I feel compelled to draw in and quarter some — again — heavy metal songs that although timeless about war and the deaths that always follow, in this day and weeks are especially poignant about the ones that always seem to suffer the most, namely the children. This point was made all the more in recent online analysis.
To wit. The Ukraine. And not long before that Afghanistan. Everyone including mere babes fleeing their countries for their very lives. And full war, not just the gloss-over term conflict. That is what goes on in our minds as we struggle with the (war on) humanity of it all. And as you read the next few paragraphs, take into account the boot-to-the-head presence, now relevant again, of the aspect as lyrically named of “atomic fear.”
Did some karaoke at the Wild Badger in New Richmond. The metal on the play list was sparse, but they did have a diamond in the rough. Out of the three songs that are always present, there was the obligatory Run to the Hills — wrongly among other things, “enslaving the young” — but but the other two usually seen standards were for naught. But there was as a real saving grace Two Minutes to Midnight. You could write a whole treatise about this song, but considering the point I’m making, lets cut to the chase (for peace).
“The killer’s breed are the demon seed. The clamor. The fortune. The Pain. Go to war again, blood is freedom’s stain, don’t you pray for my soul anymore. Two minutes to midnight, the hands threaten doom. Two minutes to midnight. To kill the unborn in the womb.” Use of that last term? I’ve thought it would have mixed reception by the prolife crowd — it is obviously not about advocacy of such slaughter — and indeed may have been thrown in there to appeal to the large segment of their audience that is profoundly religious. Or the flip-side, a position taken by some online that is described in the lead of this post. .
So to close out, we refer to the self-proclaimed Masters of Reality in the form of being anti-war, Black Sabbath, and their cutting-to-the-chase classic Children of the Grave. “Will they (not yet old enough to vote and may not ever get there) win the fight for peace or will they disappear?”
Then skip to another standard by the band that’s not actually advocating darkness, but obviously is again even more relevant: “Children of the future, watching empires fall. Free from the final judging, the destruction of all.”
But in the minutes (more than two as I am not that speedy) taken to write this post, (and I will bring more and much deeper analysis in coming times and not the end times), we’ve come nearer to the Easter celebration that we as one pray can bring joy to those of all persuasions, so sorely needed, so let’s end with that part of Children of the Grave that “is a song of hope.”
We as children must hope that love is still alive and must be brave …
Amen. Enjoy your holiday, regardless of what’s its name. Joe.

As spring has sprung, officially, we are now releasing tales from the deep freeze, and a holiday that falls just days before winter fades away, and approaching May Day.
There was that night where temps were below zero, and it was met with a flurry of freeze-prompted signs on bar doorways — not put up in a hurry as there was time — about closing up at least some parts of their business early. Servers could go home before the Fahrenheit drops even more, but judging from the garb, they weren’t too distressed.
Ziggy’s was shut down, for all purposes, before midnight, as the last man not cut was taking out the last of the days garbage over to the dumpster across a small parking lot. Yeah, the weather, he muttered on more than one front.
At Hudson Tap, they approached the situation in the same way that has been seen before, limiting service to just at the bar rail, not tableside in the other three-fourths of the venue. Would like to know what time of day they made the transition. (And in reverse, for the start of March Madness, the place opened hours earlier than usual, at 11 a.m. One of those days was even a weekday.)
At Dick’s Bar there still was one bartender grinning and baring it, with shorts coming thigh-high. (Like a guy I used to know who wore shorts while out and about, even late then the temps are the most outrageous, 12 months out of the year. Did he ever make an exception?)
But also, it was announced, the kitchen was not heating, catching the eye of one of three venues in such straits. And going into the Hudson Public Library, back door only since weather damage that was done even before the snows started flying, the internet was down for a time, and all my friends could not be there too.
But now, we have St. Patrick’s Day and the full houses all around, with the exception of the early dance floor at the Smilin’ Moose. I even got some green beads, one string only, from a young Minnesotan! And at Dick’s there were games offered galore, like at The Tap, including a bar take on piling up wooded blocks like a house of cards, going a full five feet in the air. A woman stumbled by — look out and don’t breath! — to go to a couple of tables set aside for beer pong. She barely made the right angle, to avoid what could have been a disaster of a fall.
We must on the day of the Irish, actually on the Friday that was after, mention New Richmond. One place had a full house for food, especially, but it broke fairly early, although the servers were still on hand. They even ended up, again early, running out of Guinness! At the Wild Badger, the band played on and the place was totally full, and there were many new takes of the typical Irish green and such garb, even a merger of that and red with one woman’s lipstick. Things died down a bit on Saturday, two days after the start of your hangover.

It was the Big Game followed to the day between the first of many Big Date(s).
Yes the Super Bowl was on a Sunday night (with hours of earlier pregame) and on Monday was Valentine’s Day (with we hope nearly that much foreplay).
But this meant you had two holidays, with the grub and all the fixings and also then that special gift for that special someone, to prep and gift for.
And this dichotomy means you might have to do it all in one fell swoop not long before the coin toss. And various stores seemed to pick out just one to highlight in their ad flyers, at the expense of the others as it all started late in the weekend, when the weekly advertisements turn over.
Come the time when the sun was setting on the NFL season with one big bash, some WOMEN were shopping in pairs for V-Day especially. Three such duos were seen an aisle apart, hitting everything from cards and candy to flowers to even necklaces, all part of what was being targeted at Target. Oddly, at that time there was not much festive food to be seen offered as specials, even at the must pass by corners. But that times-two factor was in part why this ended up being a great merchandising event.
Jump to the next day Jonesey’s Local, were there was one, just one couple, celebrating and giving life to the sparseness there. Low-key but then started to swinging around in dance like a waltz with groove and feeling. So much so they even brought in via big smiles a couple of others at the bar, and that made up about 50 percent. Inspiration! Ambled over to Jonesy himself and said what I had been pondering to him, be my Valentine? Nope, dance cards already full.

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It might be fitting that when the Jan. 6 debacle took place, I had to glean what info I could by watching the one TV screen in the ER. I viewed this emergency while in the emergency room with one of my occasional Tourette’s emergencies. I stumbled, literally, onto CNN and Anderson Cooper — who pulled no punches in his analysis — in part because I had no easy-to-use remote to switch to other stations. So enlightened I will be. And after a year, plus a few days I needed to use when it all came back to the fore again, I have stepped back to reflect. But first, on that day of days in Washington …
I called a friend who was concerned about me, and after a quick check-in she said, can you call back later, I’m in the middle of watching the D.C. riots. That was at about suppertime and before Cooper came on, into my room with a gurney and not too much more, so I thought what, there was a rowdy gathering of a few dozen people and someone swung a baseball bat at a cop?
So much more we can now agree. Gee, can I have those meds now?
An image I saw repeated again and again during TV coverage a few days ago, was of a man being crushed in a doorway, that door closing in on his rib cage. Amid the carnage of that footage, I could not tell if he was friend (another rioter) or foe (a cop). Regardless, a question begs, and again beckons for further knowledge: Is there an element of trust, and even that sounds absurd to contemplate, among the rioters to protect their own, or is this just an excuse to act up with potent weapons and reek havoc.
The answer may again come down to the lessons voiced and wielded in music, as there’s is a way that is much more acceptable (at least in some circles, and one size does not fit all here) to get out your pent up aggression.
We now enter the mosh pit. Even in slam dancing the many flying-around participants bash bodies but also look out for one another and try not to take it too far, although when the adrenaline fully kick in … And if the band is too extreme it heads more into the realm of war not love, at least as it is traditionally seen.
The key here is an unspoken yet understood, and held as sacred bond of trust. When body surfing, you do not drop the guy or girl who bashed into your gut too hard a mere guitar solo before. If the singer stage dives, you catch him, even if he hit a foul note in the stanza before. And their politics and philosophies and theologies might not match yours at all, or that of someone else’s fave metal band, but there is an understanding not to diss the other person’s lyrical ideas (instrumental might be another thing). Not always a total camaraderie, but unless they are really at opposite poles, mutual respect. Few people bring mace to a metal concert, even the decked-out-in-black ladies. And there is a very real security presence in case some intervention is needed, but the worst of that is usually silliness gone wild, and only faux violence.
Lastly, I attended as a reporter and listener, at the hallowed halls of the old Dibbo’s, a four-band death metal concert right here in Hudson, as the St. Croix Valley for a number of years running had a scene of that genre that was hard to beat. There is a lot to be said about that night, but for purposes here, note that when slam dancing, participants had a choice and if they stood back a couple of steps it was a signal that they did not want to fully participate, although someone might swing by and try to coax another in what amounts to asking them to dance, non-verbally. Might try a second time but then their wishes were almost always respected. The dance floor, just big enough to accommodate most cover bands, tipped its hat to social distancing, when someone would back up and take a short running start. So there can be injuries — although none that night — to the people who freely choose to be in the pit, not the innocent bystander or listener, like myself, who are left unscathed, and that is how this is different. No officer would have chosen what was to happen to them that night.

Think back to one of the initial forays a few months into social distancing and the new crowd(s) it would attract. As was seen at a sorta bar reopening and mostly just the motley crew from Minnesota. But what goes around comes around, and let me tell you why. Things aren’t that much different now, after a brief loosening of fear in past weeks, but in just the past few days things are worsening up again concerning the virus grip. So That Crowd Remains The Same, somewhat.
The following was a night at Dick’s Bar last fall, as the (brave?) few from The Cities took a chance before they might fall, and get and spread the virus, and parallels to today might be seen.
The entire length of the bar-rail found every seat taken, with a noticeable commonality among all the new customers — and lily white Hudson and its townies is one of few places where this would be even remotely significant, but hey, every good business owner needs to know the base of their clientele. The gist? All were Black.
At the far end of the bar-rail, there were a couple of people Hispanic — another ethnic group you hardly every see in the night scene in Hudson. And shooting darts with a couple of guys who were dressed like they could be from the hood, were two token while females with booty. The back room where people dance was virtually empty.
What’s the difference here, in you are a patron? I for one didn’t feel in any way uncomfortable among the newer crowd, even though many in Hudson have been fearful of any newfound rowdiness. Got into a couple of cool conversations with a couple of cool young guys, and another one middle-aged and from China, but when the subject of music came up, it wasn’t classic rock or country. And the songs played on the jukebox were also far from that vein. So diversity in ethnic heritage also brings diversity in conversation and its topics.

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Dear reader on the topic in the post that’s below on my home page. Here is an answer to your secondary question about where to go where you can milk your drink or two during a Packer game, and not order more, without being frowned upon. If you get to know a favorite bartender well — they usually keep the same game day shifts — and this might mean going to the same place most of the time to the grid contests, they are more than happy to flow with you. Yes, they love their big tippers, but they are even more appreciative of someone who is friendly and courteous, not driven by drink to get rowdy. So they will cut you some slack, and if you simply order a soda — refills are free — they may even comp it once they get to know you and your demeanor. Various bartenders have told me the house makes more money on alcoholic beverages because of the margin, even though soda is basically just sugar water and the cost of the ingredients is almost nothing. But the bartender is mostly concerned about the tips they make, they have no vested interest in alcohol vs. soda except that the refills might have them coming back more frequently. So squeeze in your quick and funny joke when they come around, and they may laugh and shoot another one back your way. A suggestion I have heard from a DUI lawyer: If you stay for the doubleheader game also, or even Sunday evening football, pass a five-spot their way as a tip, and covering all else, and have them refresh your soda for the duration. (And no, the refreshing of drink does not suggest they follow that strip club approach where the drinks are expensive and mandatory). Some people even take this to another level, where they will throw out a very high tip to the server as seed money to get that next drink or two comped. The success of that approach has diminished during these tough economic times, for the bar as well as you.

This may be the last chance for recreational gas, as it was described in a flyer at one of the local convenience stores, as Labor Day is here and you know what that marks the end of …
And as far as that fuel — get your mind out of the gutter and put it in your gas tank — it could mean anything from gassing up your grill, putting propane in the heater for that next season that is coming, to bumping up the stuff that makes that cool boat run. And the size of that boat could depend on just what Midwest country the gas originated from.
But there is more labor to be pumped on this weekend. It stems from what I’ll call the non-Dirty Dozen. I saw two teenage girls in shorts and T-shirts — you’ll see why I mention that in a moment — carrying signs that had in big red letters a word beginning in C. (I immediately thought Covid, but I could be wrong). I was soon, on a back trip via his highway, to see what it indeed was hawking. Car wash! On one of those last warm days when the dozen or so young ladies who gathered on a different corner and were wearing even a bit less made their bid, it all came clear. For charity. And upon turning on the tube at home, there was a movie by the same name, sort of … The Dirty Dozen! Stars all-around laboring in a different way as Labor Day approached. Save the country, and their lives.
But on Labor Day itself, check out a band that I think just might emulate the late Scottie Danger, blues legend locally. Back in the day, the slap bassist and his new band needed a photog to snap a picture of them looking a bit “danger”-ous for an album cover, so I obliged in a downtown Hudson back alley. Why is this important today, as so many players labor for you, the listener, not to mention hack photographers? A near namesake and likely music-sake and also longtime player, Scottie Miller, brings his act to Muddy Waters in Prescott on Labor Day from 3-7 p.m.

The aforementioned reader, on The Front Page, also chimed in about the fact that my (at times cumbersome to some people?) writing style could use a few more bullet points to break up the reams of copy, and shorter sentences and paragraphs. After all, this is the Twitter generation, and they don’t really care for my “online magazine” treatment. Guilty as charged. But wait a minute, wait a minute!
— I have over time adopted a style of prose that I think is very Hunter Thompson-esqe, the proverbial stream of consciousness, like a double lead guitar that careens back and forth in a creative but out-there way, then pulls it back together before It Stops Making Sense. This was not by design, but I segued into it.
— My long-suffering wife has noted that I will say, Honey I’ll be right up for dinner in a couple of minutes, but then get a few more inspirations to segue into (there’s that word again, so get the picture?) as I write along and it becomes a quarter-hour. This had led to that Ramble On at times, run-ons just described, or just call me a blabbermouth (I think that name has been taken by someone else on-line). And add to the analogy the fact that I indeed do most of the cooking, but I was trying to abbreviate the scenario for a change.
— That whole, here’s another idea, is one reason the stories and sentences and paragraphs spin out into longer form. So bullet points are very useful, except for the fact that One Thing Leads To Another and there is not an obvious break in the thought pattern. I used to use them more, and I’m glad this was pointed out as something of which I need to do more, and it had been on my radar, so kick my butt and I don’t want it to get smacked again. And have you noticed the three bullet points in this discourse? And the ones in another recent post? See I not only write, but kinda, sorta, once in a while read things too!

I had a dream. No, I DED, I DED! Or maybe it was my dad’s dream. You let me know what you think.
In MY such playout of vision, my father stepped into the dreamscape and made a bold playoff prediction on it.
The Tall and Cool and Greek Guy with the (Headdress of Hair?) had scored a final of 40 or more points in two straight NBA Finals games. But he — or someone, or maybe more than one someone — would up the ante, it was dreamed, and toss in 50 points … or maybe a bit more. But wait, it wasn’t necessarily a man. It could have been a woman in the dream, and not that kind of dream, such as in the WNBA All-Star Game that’s on Wednesday night, possibly from my stellar squad of the Minnesota Lynx, even though my father is a great big Bucks fan. (The other M word). And to add more mystery, maybe not even being a pro — are you listening in, my friend Corrin Von Wald of Hudson and that great title run you made with the Minnesota Gophers. (And psst. Hey Buddy. Corrin has occasionally appeared, quite briefly, in one of my dreams too! OK, only very rarely). The shooting guard-turned engineer had averaged about one third-of-the-way to those 50 points, but had her bursts.
But wait, there’s more! Shift to upstate Wisconsin, if I can use that term, away from the Deer District and the Phoenix-based snipers that were dreamed to be in action, poised in surrounding office buildings, to take out deer like they do in fall in upstate Wisconsin (part of this embellishment is such animal payback?) Anyway, I was taken by the dream just south of my hometown Merrill, veering off into a bike lane that went on for miles, teetering this way and that, through thickets and alongside swamps, all the while on slim grass, not dirt path.
Back in the car, it was south to Wausau and a trek to the south end of town for a brand new music club, playing stuff you can’t usually find and that’s not to even touch upon their music videos! Lastly, it is back to the Hudson area, and the snaking of a tributary into the St. Croix, this one down to the bare bones of summer heat and the resulting slimness of any streams of water to be found — down close to actual dirt. This directed me to the two main grocery stores left in town for some actual bottled water. More on that, in real time and reality period, later in these pages.
And also more will come, at some point, on how dreams like this (all joking aside) have a way of deeper and even guiding types of meaning for the souls who can fight through their rampant and complex symbolism — and not aided by Floyd or any fancy stuff. But these themes do come through, intelligently and in great detail, in the lyrics of bands like Deep Purple and Rainbow and Dio, back in the day, to name just three.

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This last May weekend is the killer garage sale times two, (see below), and the local Lions Club sponsors in their doubling-up, and building on the theme, what could make them out as White Lions, as this sale has been around almost as long as that aforementioned Old School band, with the club gaining expertise for selling White Elephants and more that are much beyond cliches. And reaching all along the top and bottom of western St. Croix County with their resume of dozens of stops that go beyond Hudson proper, and one even needed more than a dozen words to list all the clothing they are selling. To the point that all of this requires more than one map as a guide. And as they say, music is a universal language that connects all things, including garage sales. Prominent last night in one of the few musical ironic offerings that can found, for now, Match-Box 20 was featured, and that is exactly the number of years this sale has been going on and garnering experience, for other things too, that include the Lions big September music fest.
As far as my involvement, it only started with the c0ming of the annual April sale referenced above, at Cherry Circle N, but then there also are the even longer-term experts who are Lions who have been around since before some “21 and over” concert-goers had been born, maybe predating the heyday of grunge, and some neighbors who are also rockers. They became known for such singing with Match-Box 20 covers, and have hit this years-going time angle on both sales. (And the Lions sponsored fall music fest that will lead us to the renewal of concerts offerings). So we all know how to make such big-event offerings work. To wit: The Hudson Lions Club has for 20-plus years run their primo event of the year, that being their May 21-22 garage sale (the dates this year). And as far as us, and the fact that we even have a free dry goods offering and recipe hints, at 637 Cherry Circle N, as All My Friends Are Going To Be There Too. And some of what you can find are one-man-band trivia prizes, the Old School Matchbox Car varieties that are referenced above, much like those given a build up in the post below this one, covering Coverdale and Kitaen. To hone this all, through the years of music and the sales all this brings, we might need Mr. Peabody and his stellar machine that spans decades or more. As do the literally thousands of books that can be perused at our place, on almost any topic you can imagine.
And after that, more In The Evening:
They are a couple of young dudes who carry the news and blues, too, when they come on board at Guv’s Place over a still-in-spring cold beer on Friday nights when they are asked, and until then waiting in the wings, like that fiddle player in the (other) band who looks much like Curt Cobain. There was the main man, and his friend Joe, who met up with this Joe on a walk to and from Kwik Trip in North Hudson, and even offered me a beer from his box as we passed in the night/day. Their main love, like so many seek, is the metal, but they are open to other styles, obviously, playing at a noise level that is duet conversation friendly. Check them out, but like Axl Rose, there is no firm guarantee that any of the above will be on stage on any given Friday, having instead to make major moves on this mecca of the “dart floor.”
Then there are the three styles of loaded burgers at Buffalo Wild Wings, (as they are not all about the wing-nut), that take 10-plus words in total beyond the beef to describe their mongo main ingredients, and we are way beyond counting things like pickles. They are stacked much higher than a mound of law-school-students-required-reading-books (and this also includes the recommended chapters nobody ever picks up to give the time of day), and this reference is fitting because so many of their servers are in these studies as their day job.

Sherman the wonder dog and his time machine would like this: A recently deceased actress who was featured in old B movies and alongside a very young Tom Hanks, and put Whitesnake on the musical map as one of those car-show-mag-like-models promoting both their ride and one of the first metal videos, although Still Of The Light and tame side by today’s standards. But wait, she has a lookalike from the Hudson music and etc. scene, just a bit younger than she who was cooing after Coverdale.

May 15th, 2021

A mainstay on the downtown scene for several years, in the Way Back Machine that goes way back to invoke this reference, was Darcy, who had a celebrity lookalike who sports the same rich auburn hair of the same wavy length, and is just a bit older and also made her mark, long before her passing on just prior to 60.
That celeb is none other than Tawny Kitaen, of the fame brought by primping on the hood of a classic car in a Whitesnake video — talked about at length by various weekend friends who like I are quasi-music critics. They were strangely unaware of the metal side to singer David Coverdale, who as most people do not know was there from the Old School start of that heavy scene, and his then girlfriend Kitaen, as she was better known at that point to frame what they had, as being a good song vs. best song for the band. The crux that defines how the three of us think differently of Whitesnake was the song “Still Of The Night.” Kitaen, again as a purring kitten, also was the only saving grace in a strangely popular movie, with that notorious nude come-on to Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party, being perhaps the only man on the planet who could turn her down, in ways that also played out a bit in Forrest Gump.
A very quick internet search of her resume, as such, showed that Tawny could be even a bit more tawdry, but at the same time artsy? Think B-side movies along the lines of Perils of Gwendoline.
But that is nothing like my favorite Tawny/Darcy moment, even though they are of the same height and indeed stature among us three critics, who had only started frequenting Hudson music at the time.
We were at Pudge’s, when it was indeed Pudge’s, me and mine in the front bar, and Darcy and a few friends way in back playing that nasty game of Truth Or Dare. One of them selected dare, and Darcy seized the moment, knowing that the recipient was bi-sexual. “Joe Winter is over there, and he’s married, but I want you to French kiss him.” The request was made to me and followed through on, maybe with even a bit of eagerness I have to say, with her intro of advice before proceeding summed up as, just flow with it. Only then did I hear the back story.
But back to Tawny. She and family members lived for many years on the other end of Cherry Circle North, so she was a shirt-tail neighbor. “There lives a girl just up the block and … she would turn all the boys heads.”
More such noteworthy passings on have occurred recently, some with a connection to HudsonWiNightlife, and some not so much so, although as you all know, I will try to make it so. More on those in future post(s), as I will let the dead rest only after they are no longer warm in the grave, and the ashes of their bodies weather, to quote another one of the just-pre-Coverdale metal bands. But until then … keep posted for such posts. One also will be the pre-Death Masks as they were, soon made into fashion, and now are no longer, at least in most cases, as I will detail the history of what we have been wearing on our faces to arrive at our eventual now removal.

What can happen in a “24” absent the spy stuff? ‘I spy like no other’ what’s happening with the varying rules and their impact, in the bars and other places and their spaces, with the capacity of 25 being the numbero uno rather than 24, right now. ‘Right, right, you’re bloody well right …’

May 11th, 2021

Right around the time taverns in Hudson and following suit, North Hudson, curtailed their hours to a midnight closing, (now expired), Pierce County and the City of New Richmond without fanfare lifted their 25 percent capacity rules, allowing a full bar.
Furthermore in late April, as a possible paradox, St. County officially chimed in for perhaps the first and most meaningful time by enacting their own 25 percent rule, and then Minnesota took the ball right away in May with their own decree, for the first time in ages allowing full capacity at all the places people congregate. And there were times when that age thing and the IDs that could hold sway between the two states and was the main thing at issue, remember then? But the short version is that all bars in western Wisconsin and eastern Minnesota and beyond are now back full throttle as far as when they have to close. Furthermore, very few of the places in St. Croix County ever get above the 25-percent limit anyway, except on a very busy night on a weekend, when social distancing should have covered that base anyway. Whatever the case, the capacity rule is typically being followed just as little as the face mask decree.
At the height of these closings and reopenings, people had the option of bolting past Hudson and continuing to head dead eastward to places that often have their own specialties in music and beyond, bars in Roberts, Hammond, Baldwin/Woodville, and angling a bit northernly, Boardman/Burkhardt, or
River Falls, straddling the line to be in both counties, is its own animal, so in practice their reopening did not roll out uniformally.Virtually all the bars are on the Pierce County side. Also at play within all these matters is the circumstance that state, county and local rules may be at odds as far as which takes precedence. Ask my buddy who is almost living (and not only After Midnight) and dying for his beloved karaoke, and taking center stage is the offering of what can include open mic, which is a completely different animal, at Ziggy’s in Hudson on Tuesdays, coming and going with what is closing time for hours, and masks and distancing. And Ziggy’s has (frequently?) retooled its before-full-band players and times/days performing for almost all other nights, as they can be a one-man act that also entails Country Boy and Piano Man. But all openness seemed to focus on the idea that people from the Minneapolis area would close down the joints in their backyard, then come over here. Why the difference, in part, between Badger and Gopher, and I have to say its TLC: multiple Tavern League Considerations that make for political power almost as much as stimulus check debates, (conveyed over many a Miller and Milwaukee’s Old and Best?) A side note to the where and when of offerings, like their snack sides: Ziggy’s has places in Hudson and Stillwater.
How do we see this bi-state, or Tri-State, battle play out in real terms, especially if you are a guy, and his ride. Getting The Doors egged, allegedly more than a dozen of the orbs, while along the St. Croix in Lakefront Park? Much more a vandals paradise then on the Minnesota side, depite the I must say needed efforts at extra patrolling by local cop shops, who are veering toward and looming more toward that end of city and village — and town? — affairs, and also the affluent enclaves? Much more commentary on this soon on this site, (and I will try to follow through on this promise “more-on” past rate of success than at some previous junctures, most notably on the opening day and going forward MLB stuff prompted by local sports bar airings, to build up what another buddy of mine calls the domestic “moron-athon.”
But now back to basics.

Hut how the new rules are playing out, from town to town:
— On the Sunday before the midnight no-serve curfew was lifted, the crowd at Dick’s Bar had more Twin Citians than regulars, but the gap was closing. There was a Cities guy chatting-up Andrea, Emma was dancing up a storm with Karis, as in the wings were two men who slimply never dance, Tom and Dan, and in the aisle next to them Garret and Alice held court. A couple who had worked at Dick’s stopped in for the first time in six years, making one thinking what for weeks had been a very uptempo crowd was a draw.This was aid to have picked up the pace once more from the prevsious Sunday. That’s about it. A longtime bouncer said he was happy not needing to scan the crowd to intervene before there might be a fight.
— In River Falls, the Nutty Squirrel hosted the first of its killer, yearlong karaoke contests, that was thrown together faster than a Slayer song when the word got out. It had Cinco De Mayo nailed with its drink specials. Just up the block, most noticably, the BX Mexican place was still late-night lights out.
— A newbie came into Starr’s Bar in North Hudson in early May, around what had been their closing time several days earlier, bought a round for at least half those in the horseshoe, then in short order walked out again. The opposite end that offers various games had been seeing sparse numbers of players, on days when midnight was the final whistle. The bars appeared to be making their best hay when there were fewer patrons, but they were big spenders. Another effect going back a full year, was that when there have been bands, their venues have not wanted to advertise the fact, as they are in a Catch 22 of not really wanting to push attendence higher. But the actual-out-the-door closing push has been less urgent when the rule is dictated by their management, not the government. The same could be likely in some bergs eastward where there is no local police department, since the county sheriff’s deputies can’t be everywhere.
— Bars in west-central Pierce County have greeted the latest change back to full capacity with a new presence of bands, and the way was led by some venues celebrating their anniversaries. However, many servers were not fully aware of the reversion and how it was effecting their holding of special events, and if agents of government had made an official noticfiation to the venues. But many New Richmond sources say they will be charging ahead more quickly and fully with music.
— Across the river at Sgt. Peppers in Oakdale, karaoke will be back on during Thursday nights, but moving into position slowly, even though they again have the option of staying open to 1 a,m. More typically, is a shutdown of the bar as early as 11 p.m., depending on their often diminished customer volume. It’s a popular place for some Hudsonites, as the traffic goes both ways, as do many servers when they commute to work.
And new from Saturday Night Almost Live: Dick’s was again Strangers In A Strange Land, Hudson Tap was quite full early and included All The Young Dudes in the back pool area before traffic as their usual quickly thinned out, and Ziggy’s showed the most diversity I have seen for this area and not just Black people but a group of Asian women that’s something atypical for Hudson. I see that as a good thing, as we broaden to others than the usual Caucasian white folk. But there was heightened security at the door that at Dick’s even included a search for weapons with a wand.
But then on Sunday night, things as far as the crowd that was gathering hedged toward a sense of normalcy, if you can use that term to reference a bar.

‘Fool, fool, you have to bleed for the dancer.’ Or writer of answers. Not watered down.

May 3rd, 2021

A Hudson author and others have predicted that the next world war will be fought over availability of water, likely, and the remainder of this yarn is on what could be so true even this day.
They say you have 30 days to cancel virtually any agreement, and this is May Day, a full month after April Fools, so …
Remember the origin of all this, when Foxconn said they would build a mega-facility in Wisconsin and provided mega-employment?
Why, and they are not telling you, is the real reason the deal fell through? They went elsewhere. And the Man From Mars brokered the plan.
Any work force there might have been died of thirst as Mars long ago evaporated the last of its drinking water (due to using it all for steam production?)
That’s why, with no potable water either for workers and the high-end customers who can afford the space travel fare to the planet — for most of us this would take cashing in 1,000 stimulus checks — there could be no for flushing except for the upper brass, but they live in Flushing anyway, the whole deal crapped out so to speak. Another political-industry measure that could again be seen as here someday, and even though this is May Day, you can’t blame the communists! Even though we are talking about the Red Planet.
And Some Would Say What Is Lost Can Never Be Saved … You won’t like this if you are one of the priviliged few who can”do business” by hopping your paid-for yacht with a cute captain across Lake St. Croix down to Lake City. (And lets face it, for what’s most current as far as elections go, School Board members just don’t have the clout to get much arranged outside of a bricks and mortar schoolhouse). But so, you must be a Democrat to like this next “prudent” idea: Building infastructure lines for free Hudson public transportation (at least for some) and hey that even gets out the vote, and who champions that turnout bends along party lines. Want to use that stance to win an election — as conservatives rule in these parts, but proponents would gain fewer personal perks? At least some that don’t necessarily include the limos that often take around young people from the Cities, not just politicos? And as far as those flyers who said not to be a no-show at the ballot box and drive there in political packs in seating of up to four, social distancing aside, consider that all you’ve got is an expensive taxi. Ride Share anyone?
The election found at least a couple of candidates — much less than the number of Irish siblings in a typical family prior to the Kennedys, politicos who reportedly did their very all to up the ante of that number through all variety of “avenues,” if you know what I mean — and the two gave it the good old Irish look. That was on the heels of that Holiday of Holidays, among other holidays such as Green Day as in Earth Day, that all Irish (are required?) to celebrate, and thusly have U2 crying in their Guinness. And the Irish love their other Irish, but we are talking about one man who could have come right out of Saturday Night Live, with very red locks not dreadlocks. Another’s wavy/curly hair was also not long, but with a green and somewhat grey tint all around, making for lilt — of Talking Heads? –among the voting faithful.

Will the Star-Observer’s new and partial focus continue to be light on the nightlife you want and need? You betcha! Unless of course there is ad money to be made. You won’t see actual reviews there, not a regular or deemed prudent practice by those past Republicans; and a message to HudsonWiNightlife, put more of them in when the music comes back.

May 2nd, 2021

The local, if I can call it that, news remains the same, even though there is yet another acquisition of the Hudson-Star-Observer, as much ballyhooyed in their latest round of weekly lead stories — and maybe even placed above the fold ahead of the once ethically forbidden ads at times taking up space.
The latest buyout will undoubtedly bring more of the same, just packaged differently under the guise of a “hyper-local” news focus that claims to go after, in part, the burgeoning Hudson street scene. This could be seen as a comparison I’ll make, to the classic metal album, back in the days before CDs, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son — and do the new powers that be and their alleged nightlife focus even know what I’m talking about? In the beginning there was the Star-Observer, which begat Western Wisconsin Publishing, which begat Rivertown News, which begat Red Wing Publishing Company, which begat Forum Publishing, which now begat O’Rourke Media Group, and then begat Moonchild Intergalactic News (again are they clueless about the music metaphor I just made up? And they think they have the chops to report on entertainment?)
Christ where does it end? It’s like the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel being bought out by Gannett as part of the deal to possess a randomly estimated 62 percent of the dailies In The State And Beyond, so free content for all practical purposes can be spread around.
<<News break: This added take on the political and journalism world and how it is viewed, the decisions, decisions these days, as seen through the eyes of the National Guard and the choices I assume they have to make — go northeast or northwest from Hudson to serve the massive need, you can’t do both. As Dire Straits sang: “Two men say they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong. There’s a protest singer, he’s singing a protest song.” So, more on “hope” if you reference the Notes on the Beat department, and the last and I hope final political silliness, on a person to person level, under Uncatagorized.>>
Corporate Journalism is, again, alive and well here. And the reporters and even associate editors will tell you, on the QT, they hate what it has become.
Case in point: The hallmark of their what is old is now new again twist is a lengthy series on water quality as it is effected by, basically, corporate farming. (Is this the stained pot calling the same kettle black?) Good journalism, I’m sure, but there is nary a farm to be found in the Hudson area, so why is this on the front page of Star-Observer? Back to the future, as has been complained about at length by so many readers, for example, that the latest hiccup in hoidy-toidy Woodbury politics is of no interest to someone in even more hoidy toidy Hudson, and indeed that says something. Yet this is all we are fed here because, as you already know, it it getting by on the cheap, regurgitating something “regional” for free because it came from an affiliate. And they are everywhere!
I know all this because I used to be a big part of the public face at the Star-Observer, being the guy with the great big camera at all the local festivals, when the alleged main photographer always bailed and I would cover for her — but then after 16 years I got downsized. But people still associated me with the local rag, and I don’t know how many times a quiet evening out was very compromised by somebody bitching to me about why it is has fallen from grace and is not nearly what it used to be, and Joe can you do something about the scenario?
So it I’m sure will be, again, more of the same. You know it, and I know it, and they know it. The corporate game is to hope readers will not so distressed and distraught about the lack of true local news that they actually cancel their subscription. It is garbage in and garbage out, and apathy wins. Really want to get your game back on? HudsonWiNightlife will fix your sorry corporate butt for a small consultant fee, say the less than $16 an hour I made after 16 years on the job.
And this is not sour grapes, rather giving the public something they want, and that is a great read. Everyone likes to see the powers that be get taken to task. Its not personal, just business. And all you corporate hacks can surely understand that one.
Oh, this just in. This city of Hudson issued there annual water quality report, more postage and paper to all the souls that are within their jurisdiction, saying everything in Mayberry is just fine. But there was that local little old lady who found a grimy red drip out of her faucet, so maybe reporting that as far as the above criticized series does indeed make it local.
With that last bit of satire, lets see if the new Star-Observer can keep up with, in specialized content, HudsonWiNightlife. I will say, they are much better at being on top of new business stories that include nightclubs than I — since my website is more like a magazine than a breaking news, newspaper as far as timeliness — as then they can send one of their cutie pie young ad reps to wink at the owner and thus seal the final deal to extract advertisement dollars. And they did indeed be the first to point out that one of the latest dead men in the northern parts of Minneapolis was once a Hudson resident. Kudos to them for finally localizing it! Just don’t expect it on any kind of regular basis.
It takes all kinds in the publishing world; even they have their niche. It takes a village? Maybe that will help, between all of the various publishing outlets, to bring baby back the cool nightlife scene that was Hudson.

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