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A full themed weekend awaits, of the St. Croix River and also Cedar by the lake, with many dozens of total artists, even when divied up, and much music added-onto that boasts the likes of the Lamont Cranston Band at RF Bacon Bash, which has opened for a bevy of blues-rock legends for decades, though no slouch themselves. So go ahead and review the many different entertainment options this weekend.

Take me to the much revered river, to take in 80-plus juried artists and such — with 40-plus artists added […]

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Busting out in puns all the school stops, with a sign to get bus drivers. A mega idea, as if from the likes of a mega-size bus, though they seem to be even moreso practicing employee addition. But a bus taken out of service needs no driver. And can provide, by far, the biggest base, other than billboards, for posting an ad poster that you will find.

A quicker than usual bad joke, then expanded, found workers (even the striking Hollywood comedians?) are still hard to come

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The musicians do not rest from their labors until Monday. Which in September? (To be a rock and not to roll.) Until then at the Smilin’ Moose, it’s acoustic-ness during daylight hours on the back patio. Continuing three days a week through at least September; see the ongoing lineup lowerdown. (Not in Lowertown, that is across the river). Labor Day weekend included. Is summer not quite done yet? Beat the heat, but not the drums.

The seasonal shows must go on, and keep rolling forward, in some cases even past Labor Day, the unofficial close

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You can have One. Or Two. But forego four and forget five. As it’s a trend with a band’s numbers and their tunes, and now a truism. Tastefully. For music (usually) goes with BBQ grillin’ in the good ol’ Chicago blues style, and the St. Louis Blues. So even if you cannot listen, you can make it eventful by going atasting when you see Holy Smoke.

Even if your open BBQ baking event is called Holy Smoke, wholly invoke the heavens and not the depths below,

Killer Metal Lyrics

Beyond the basics of metal lyrics writing — how to avoid what I call mere “generic insight” and other descriptive terms, so you can pen more descriptively — create not just hymns. Though my plays on words include changing, for effect, “incognito” to “hymncognito” or “himcognito.” You note the irony; not see below. You won’t believe the twist I gave to anti-war anthem War Pigs. Needs more than one (with dramatically changed up rhyming) chorus. Using barrels, harrow, marrow. Curious?

Twenty-one of you readers, the number of years you often need to get into a show, chimed in the other

Killer Metal Lyrics

Say Cheers to Cheers Pablo in Hudson! After years of offering as many kinds of painting classes as there are art, they are closing with a great big liquidation sale through Sunday. But don’t cry in the drink you also could get there, you can still trek to their locations in Woodbury and Eau Claire, (and see below for others) — pack the van with a bunch of friends for a group class and share that less than a gallon of gas!

Unless you are capable of time travel, and you’d still need to punch an olden-day with parchment, fittingly, ticket to

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